mooked

a fuckin ugly ass bitch, so ugly u would rather puke then look at her face. a girl that looks like they got smashed in the face with a baseball bat 20 times.

Damn that chick is mooked.

by drfreshdude January 13, 2008

Mookie Stink

A smell emitted by people who travel to Venezuela and/or consume a diet consisting primarily of beans and vegetables.

Man, that girl is giving off some MAJOR mookie stink!

by mowgli23 March 16, 2011

Mook

What beautiful women call their secret lovers.

This seemingly offensive slang term is meant to be a way of hiding their true feelings in front of their friends.

Stop being such a mook, I told you im not interested!

by bromance8888 April 28, 2011

Mookie

(MOO-KEY)

~1. A TV Remote Control.

Babe, where's the Mookie ?

by keezey (made popular by Lu) June 13, 2010

monokini

the bottom half of a woman's bikini. It's more accurate to say that a a girl is wearing a monokini if she's going topless.

Wendy sure looks hot in her leopard print monokini.

by K Joyce January 10, 2016

mook

When you pack a bowl of half tobacco and half weed and smoke it through a bong

"Aww man that mook gave me a head rush, holy shit"

by 6lack March 9, 2017

Mookie

The sound a ketchup bottle makes when it squirts or Faith Varelli

Did you hear that mookie?

by mookiestmookie August 17, 2017