Funne monke

We all know that monkes are superior to humans, but the Funne monke (or Funneus monkeus) is the funniest and best species of monke, therefore being at the top of the food chain.

Bro do you see that guy?
Yea..

Hes a Funne monke
Bro no fucking way we need to go tell him how cool he is

by Nwordpassseller December 29, 2020

Monk Spunk

Semen which has taken on a slight yellow colour because it’s owner hasn’t ejaculated for a long time.

“It had been so long that when I eventually got laid, I had monk spunk.”

by Apparently January 13, 2021

monk blump

when you give someone else head while youre taking a shit

my girl friend was taking a fat shit so i walked in the bathroom and asked for a monk blump

by bassmaster6969 November 4, 2011

monks piece

another word for a hairy vagina as it resembles a monks head, the bald patch which would be the vagina and the hair around being the pubes.

emma: the lack of respect on the streets... i cant even walk down a street without the builders or local pervs shouting "SHOW US YOUR MONKS PIECE"

by Shhhplease12345678910 April 29, 2016

Monk-fish

A fish derived of it's sanity and has the lowest IQ possible

Jash fish

by clops July 16, 2003

Ganja Monks

A group of people who have been known to cause anarchy and disorder throughout the Renfrewshire region of Scotland and further a field.

Ganja monks , ganja monks , dugs are scared of the ganja monks

by Sledgehammer Dave August 25, 2008

cuff a monk

to manipulate female Genitalia with ones hands(fingerbang)

every time I go out with a girl I have to cuff a monk

by P-Feezy November 3, 2003