MONGED

The day after a big night out, when the bad bits of those drug you took are still affecting your system

A bunch of guys sitting around a living room:

Brendan: oh my, what is that fabric (looking in the direction of my clothes
horse)

Ian: theyre my sheets,

Followed by uncontrollable laughter from all

by breny January 18, 2005

mongelico

A cocktail that is made up of Frangelico and Monster Energy Drink.

BARKEEP: WHAT CAN I GET YOU TO DRINK?

BAR PATRON: I'LL TAKE A DELICIOUS MONGELICO, THE DRINK OF THE KINGS.

by pocketmaster6969 February 8, 2020

Mongolian Spike

The act of ramming a thumb up a female's anus while she is receiving oral sex. It is usually performed at the point of climax to intensify the "shock" and therefore "pleasure" associated with the climax.

Dude, while going down on my girlfriend last light, I gave her a Mongolian Spike just before she came. I thought she was going to loose her mind! She even spoke in tongues!

by Salty n Sticky December 7, 2009

mongolicidal maniac

Wombo; Any mongoloid on a murderous, homicidal rampage.

Watch the movie Hatchet. Victor Crowley is a textbook mongolicidal maniac.

by rotten appleseed April 7, 2015

Mongalitous

A person who is super chill and sometimes goes for a smoke. Normally hi but is a cool person to hang out with.

Jake: do you want to go for a smoke outside.

Joe: sure Jake, that is pretty mongalitous.

by JJhippie January 21, 2016

Mongolian swamp rat

A mystical creature that feeds off of maggots in the Mongolian swamps. Commenly referred to Asians who eat things off the ground.

"Oi Damon quit eating shit off the ground you dumb Mongolian swamp rat."

by Ryan_gow69pussyflaps March 24, 2016

Mongolian Dynamite

When a Mongolian man paints his dick red then proceeds to ejaculate on your back and leaves a string of cum dangling from his dick looking like a fuse.

I heard Sheila 's ex-Mongolian boyfriend would do the Mongolian Dynamite to her in bed.

by Dr Dank MD PhD July 7, 2016