Mandaese

English, just with tons of typos and spelling errors.

kawk yoi sp funny lol" lawl you so funny (in Mandaese)

by Mandaese November 12, 2012

Mandatory Vegan

Forcing a passed-out drunk to toss your salad.

Cherie rejected me so she's eligible to recieve the mandatory vegan.

by B4_yourvery_Eyes February 4, 2013

Maindarged

To start every sentance with the word "Actually". This is a common term used by those learning english in rural parts of india.

Person 1: "Actually, it is 15 miles to town, not 14."

Person 2: "Meh its a rough estimate, i will take the bus"
Person 1: "Actually, the bus does not come down this way"
Person 2: "Can you give me a ride to town then?"
Person 1: "Actually, my car is being used right now"
Person 1: "Actually..."
Person 2: "Fuck! I just got Maindarged".
Person 1: "Actually..."

by Actually411 January 9, 2014

Mandanglelow

It's when your dick hangs below the knee.
It's a gay stripper character from Saturday night live in the late 1990's
A guy who has a very long penis!

"Hey check it out it's Mandanglelow!"
shit man I herd that Mandanglelow tickled her bellybutton from the inside!

by Mr háñdsòme May 1, 2014

mandarinism

A Macedonian movement, involving loots of sex, orgies, anime, rock, moshing and wall of deaths.

Simon: Mandarinism solves all problems.

by dontbeaplebplox December 23, 2014

mandarinism

A Macedonian movement, involving loots of sex, orgies, anime, rock, moshing and wall of deaths.

Simon: Mandarinism solves all problems.

by dontbeaplebplox December 23, 2014

mandalism

A term referring specifically to drawing on a male while he is asleep.

Anthony: Can you believe that ish on your face?
Dom: I know, it's straight mandalism. Now I have a five-dollar footlong on my face.

by pseudohumorcerebri October 26, 2016