manning

a "manning" is some one who thinks that they are cool but are usually not. they can usually be seen with a skateboard and depsite after 3-4 years havnt really mastered it.

1: look at that ass trying to skate over there!
2: looks like a manning to me!
1: lol what a tool.

by ilovetehkiddies August 25, 2009

Peyton Manning

1) NFL Quarterback that often chokes in the playoffs. Some losers think he is better than Brady who has been very successful in the playoffs.
2) cocksucker
3) fag

Doesn't that cock-sucking fag look like manning.. wait, he is Peyton Manning!!

by bradyrules January 18, 2010

eli manning

aka Eli "I Want My Mommy" Manning. A semi talented quarterback who did not wean off his mothers teat until he turned 22 years old. Also dependent on his father to make decisions for him. Not to mention he cannot own up to his own mistakes.

Guy 1: Man, I don't know what to do? I don't know how to face my girlfriend and tell her I don't want to be with her anymore?
Guy 2: Why don't you ask your dad to break up with your girl for you?
Guy 1: Great idea, dude! I am so gonna pull off an Eli Manning!

by ghosthunter September 29, 2005

Mann

To keep a relationship a secret for fear of Religious retribution by the girls angry father.

"Dude, I've been manning my girl for three years now, from what I've heard of her dad, he's one bad motherfucker"

by DR604 July 21, 2008

manness

Manliness the hard bulge in a man's pants

Pull me closer so I can feel your manness bulge member hardness

by Lil.peanut January 3, 2014

Mannat Saluja

A girl who is so pretty and gorgeous, even words cant describe. And her dressing sense and style is soooo impeccable😩. She can cast a spell on any guy with just her eyes. You could only wish to have the same fucking name :3 (not me btw)

Damn that girl is so.... how do i describe her. She is such a mannat saluja.

by UwUchanishot November 23, 2021

Oat Manned

To be entirely ignored by a friend or treated at a lower friendship level than the relationship calls for.

"I saw Wes today at Blue Baker. I told him to sit with us but he just said 'that's alright' and sat at the table right behind me. I've never been Oat Manned so hard in my life."

"Did Gilbert really just walk by us and not say anything?"
"Yeah, and he's not even looking over here now."
"Damn, we're getting Oat Manned pretty good right now."

by krh2011 September 25, 2012