Lorena Bobbit Smoothie

When a girl chops off a guy's penis because she's pissed, puts it in a blender, and feeds it to the guy's goldfish.

Special thanks to Jen for this idea.

You should stop fooling around. I'm afraid of getting a Lorena Bobbit smoothie.

by Lukas Becker June 18, 2008

LOREDANA

She is short, funny, and selfless. She often doesn’t do her hair though and smacks her husband. But they still love her and she loves them.

Something Loredana would say: “Crazy ass kids”

by emmz_2018 October 24, 2019

Lorel

An uncommon name for an american female. A Lorel is beautiful, nice, funny, hot, and the cutest girl you'll ever see. Any guy would be lucky to have her she is a great girlfriend. And a girl with a sexy voice that will rock your world.

That Lorel drives me crazy.

by Obe2122 October 13, 2011

Lorey

The apex of awesomeness, unparalleled in this and any other galaxy.

She's totally Lorey'd dude.

by cleverpseudonym March 31, 2011

loren

shes got a hot face. and shes like, awsomely cool. she funy sweet, fun to talk to.. just a person to be around... ill get super glue so im always around her. HA! happy days every day with this one

lorens r hot:D

smiley, funny cool hot loren

by im a jesse September 23, 2009

Lorena Bobbitt

An abused woman who finally snapped. She was verbally, emotionally, and physically abused by her psycho ex-Marine husband; one night after he raped her, she got a carving knife and cut off half of his penis. She was found not guilty due to insanity; her husband spent the rest of his worthless life working mediocre jobs including: wannabe porn star, limo driver, and tow truck operator...oh, yeah and beating his other girlfriends/fiancees.

1) Lorena Bobbitt brought the problem of marital rape to national attention.

2) If you guys abuse your girls, they may pull a Lorena Bobbitt on you.

by Bastard Deserved It December 14, 2010

Loreena

Funny, brown eyes, brown hair, different personality, enjoys being out and about, plays sport, tall, strong build, great singer, dancer. Is always there for her friends, but will take a chance with a boy.

Hey look it's loreena

by mcg May 14, 2013