hurt locker

noun. a period of immense, inescapable physical or emotional pain

This recession has been a real hurt locker.

She did not forsee her actions as contributing to the hurt locker she would soon be in.

"That last track meet- Man, what a hurt locker!"

hurt locker by Justiferous August 29, 2009

Food Locker 

A common practice amongst high school students. The ideas is for you and a friend "pimp" out a locker in various decorations and cram it with as much food as possible. Some ideas for decorations could include a tranquility fountain, flashing lights, disco balls, and pics of sporting events. However, the main object is to fill it with as much food as humanly possible; food would include candy bars, sodas, lollipops and nutritious snacks (in case your friend thinks he should be on the diet or in case your trying to drop a hint to your friend that he's a little on the heavy side.) The most important thing to remember of course is that its creativity and originalilty that count the most.

Dude 1: Have you seen Phil and Ed's food locker?
Dude 2: Naw, but I hear that thing is "pimped" wit a tranquility fountain and a flashing light.
Dude 1: Really!??!
Dude 2: Yeah, I might jus have to call that the Party Locker!
Dude 1: Sweet

Food Locker by 1025 November 5, 2004

Locker Room Gay 

When a bunch of men get in a closed confined space and must get naked for more than 5 minutes, and begin to do things they normally wouldn't do that is only acceptable in the confines of the locker room. See Jail Gay

Me: I swear that dudes Locker Room Gay.
D: Wooooooooooo!
*D Jumps out Naked twirling penis*
Me: You watch way to much meet spin.

Locker Room Gay by Brandon Mitchell of 301 January 27, 2009

Quief Locker 

1) An insult usually directed towards a girl.

OR

2) A girl's pair of underwear/pants after a long hot day with a disgustingly pungent odor. Usually the result of discharge, sweat and booty stank. Comparable to that of an old gym locker. A place where chick's hide their version of knob cheese.

After two weeks of dating, Jessica finally gave in and let me get some, its a shame i had to kick her ass out after she dropped her jeans and i got a whiff of her Quief Locker!

Quief Locker by ScottyKnew March 19, 2011

chutney locker 

gay slang for anus. An anal locker full of chutney.

come and stick your cock right up my chutney locker!!

chutney locker by Minger Magnet April 15, 2003

Locker Room Tumble Weed 

When a male or female shaves their pubic hair in a locker room and forgets to clean up the mess letting the hair ball up and roll around the floor due to a light breeze.

We were just sitting in the locker room when all of a sudden a Locker Room Tumble Weed rolled past our feet.

Locker Room Tumble Weed by Vpapabear January 15, 2011

Locker Zombie

That one kid you are not even friends with but still hangs around your locker trying to start a conversation with you. It is common of Locker Zombies to smell like an aged bag of used tampons that Satan wiped his ass with.

Student 1: Oh God, here comes Brian, he's such a fucking Locker Zombie.
Student 2: I know man, he's annoying as fuck and I can smell his ass from a mile away.

Locker Zombie by That dude431 May 25, 2016