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Kurz Lite

A Kurz Lite is a beer served on tap, minimally 20 ounces or larger, that is normally served in a plastic mug.
Two Kurz Lites for me and my friend and keep 'em coming until you look good sweetcakes!
by MAC 06 February 12, 2010
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Lean Lite

1. Lean made with Sprite Zero or Sprit Lite.
2. Lean made exactly the same except you use kids cough syrup.
1. Girl 1: Do you see Becky drinking lean? She said she was on a diet, lying bitch. Girl 2: It’s okay it’s Lean Lite.
2. Guy 1: You want some lean man? Guy 2: Nah that’s some of that Lean Lite shit.
by Phat_ November 3, 2018
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2 Liter

All I want is a nice skinny girl, but all I'm doing is pulling 2 liters.
by Num9 September 1, 2020
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Aloe lite

A relationship were one of the people involved wants to leave but doesn't
Dude Jacobs and Emily's relationship is like aloe lite
by rock musika September 3, 2021
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Bud Lite Situation

1 (Common)
When you're so deranged, being a piece of aluminum with a type of urine another biological life form other than humans which can not produce containing it for them to drink because the different waste molecules make them weird,

That you decide, despite not having the any such purpose in having a gender, to all of a sudden and for no good reason to NOT JUST TO BECOME GAY, but EFFEMINATELY gay

and then support an insane cult that supports inappropriate behavior towards children and supporting this cult of special crazy selfish people who just want to ruin women's sports and do bad things in women's places such bathrooms,

and for no obvious reason to you, and you are surprise, your sales drop in the FIRST SUCCESSFULL BOYCOT EVER by people NOT DAEMONICALLY POSSESED BY THE DAEMONS OF 'SHE WHO THIRSTS' (SLANESH)

BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE SICK OF YOUR HERASY

;causing retailers to

remove the amount of shelf space you have

that

1 you spent decades building up
2 that is darn near impossible to build back in less than 40 years
3 giving it to your competitors
4 and becoming a GOSH DARN tv trope for all companies in the world to not want to happen to their brand
5 Costing billions in sales revenue
6 and you may get sued for

2 ( Hilarious )
When a bunch of silly absolute noobs think they are going to punish bud light (or Anheiser Bush)
by switching to an obscure brand no one knew existed
and it is owned by the same company they are trying to spite. Moldova?
Target:
'Uh, oh.

Remove the totally, one hundred percent, inappropriate adult stuff that adults should definitely never have to explain to their kids that absolutely counts as indoctrination without a doubt...

or we are going to find ourselves in an
Bud Lite Situation
and our stock holders will probably sue us for ruining (nuking) their stocks.
by bobsterclause June 4, 2023
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2-liter ho

a female kadunkadunk, derived from a 2-liter bottle of soda
Yo mama's one 2-liter ho!
by ARANAR July 23, 2003
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Liter

Americans don't need measurement, because they drink alcohol free beer.
by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004
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