land octopus

A really sexy spider

Jimmy: Dude look at that spider!
Timmy: Don't you mean... land octopus?

by Seagul on crack January 2, 2019

Land-Whale

A Fat man or woman. Could also use the terms; Land-Walrus or Land-Seacow. Usually doesn’t care about getting in shape nor eating healthy.

Dam... look at that Land-Whale move, it’s like it’s walking in slow motion.

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

land party

A computer party where everyone byo's their own computers and you link them up to play war games. These parties are usually accompanied by some sort of mind altering drug such as trips and vast amounts of beer. This is more often than not a purely guy event and they can last up to twelve hours. Sometimes shortened to Lan Party or just Lan. Computer Land.

Hey lets score and have a Land Party tomorrow night. Its gunna be a bender, call they guys and tell them it's byo everything.

by Meegs May 7, 2007

Land Fish

What people call cows when trying to impress weirdos that eat fish.

Fish eater:"I'll have the tuna with lemon"
Cow eater:"I'll have your finest land fish with a side of A1"

by DjMoFunk July 11, 2010

Land Monster

The correct term for a "Cat", the highest form of life on earth (second only to God) and a vastly superior creature to the Land Beast.

Has anyone seen my Land Monster?
Yeah, it's out plotting world domination in the garden.

by Hunter May 5, 2005

Land Mine

A guy is eating a girl out and she farts.

(guy)"Mmmmmm You like it when i lick yo pussy..."

(girl)"Oh...OH...OHHH *fart* ..... LAND MINE!"

(guy)"....*vomit*...."

by fantabuloso March 4, 2004

land o lakes

This is an extremly ugly girl whos body looks so saggy it could melt faster than butter

Have you ever seen that girls who u just got to laugh at, you know that gothic girls who walks around starin at you in the corner. Or that white girls who trys to be black cuz she cant get a white dude because she to fat

by h May 13, 2004