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by fatknockers February 25, 2018

TWO BOB KNOCKER

to describe somebody who acts a twat and is wasting your time

an individual who you work with who is no good at their job and is a two bob knocker

by leerob October 20, 2008

Door Knocker

While performing vaginal sex in the missionary position, a door knocker is the act of the man's ball sack gently tapping against the woman's butthole during each thrust. A play on the phrase, "he's knocking on the back door." In which a man suggests or non-verbally asks a woman if he can perform anal sex by tapping her butthole with his penis.

I was with Ron last night. He could not leave that door knocker alone!

by rhastings88 April 3, 2009

screwed the pooch and knocked it up

To have made a massive, catastrophic blunder. An extension of the more common "screwed the pooch," which adds a more severe consequence to the metaphorical action.

Since invading Iraq, President Bush and his advisors have really screwed the pooch and knocked it up.

by ElOjo January 9, 2008

knocked

Getting caught using or selling drugs. Used mostly to describe drug dealers. Usually they have to stop selling because of it.

Is Karen on tonight?
I heard she got knocked last week, so probably not.

by NatureLover111 October 15, 2006

kloekism

1. An act or way of being that is completely and utterly ridiculous in all aspects. Something that a person does to attract attention to themselves, generally embarrasing themselves and those around them.

2. A royal fuck up.

3. A fabricated story or "tall tale" that is used to render the attention of an audience, usually in a humorous way.

1. "I just shit on your porch." "Dude, you pulled a kloek."

2. "I had a fuck up, I was so drunk last night that I ridiculed my friends and punched a wall, it was a total kloekism."

3. " One time, I had sex with three bitches at the same time, I shit on one, cummed on the other's forehead, and then made the last one clean up the mess." "Really?" "Nah, I'm just kloeking around."

by daniskins November 20, 2010

half knocked out

to be half asleep, or half unconcious

my brother was half knocked out after he pulled a all nighter

by Aria N. March 29, 2008