Knack Knicker

(nak' nik ah) A person who cannot leave a hotel room without taking every tea bag, sugar sachet, complimentary shampoo and even the spare loo roll.

Taken without asking, the knack knicker need an extra suitcase just to fit this stuff.

by reezy_bear November 22, 2010

Knacker mag

This is another phrase for top shelf porn magazines. "Knackers" in this instance refers to your bollocks. A knacker mag is therefore a magazine that you can use to help you get your knackers off.

have you got a knacker mag handy I fancy a wank

by rmp2 January 13, 2011

Kackasauraus

To have a ginormous penis. The act of having a 10 inch dick.

Caitlyn- Heyyyy did you hear how big Bemo was?

Cynthia- Ya. I heard he had a kackasauraus

by ohmygwash November 6, 2011

knackerise

(vb) to grab, squeeze and/or pull the testicles, either through the clothes or by opening the fly, to cause more or less severe pain. English. knacker knackers

Sometimes as a joke, often as torture, occasionally so that the victim will be so preoccupied with his pain that he desists from some antisocial behaviour.

He was being too aggressive, so I knackerised him. That gave him something to think about.

There's (name)! It's his birthday: grab him and knackerise him! Make his day!

by frankieco January 24, 2012

knackerwallet

A wallet totally devoid of money; one typically filled with cobwebs and useless bits of paper.

I left my knackerwallet at the pub, but who cares, there’s nothing in it to steal anyhow.

by LS_GA May 14, 2014

Knackerphile

noun. - A term used to describe an uncontrollable sexual fascination and attraction with people from the travelling community.

"Terry never leaves the halting site. He's such a knackerphile!"

by WordsyMcWordsmith May 13, 2015

kacknee

a dick, often fuzzy and small

when i pulled down his pants i saw that he had a small kacknee

by pixielover April 4, 2016