Kevline

Processing a white substance on any surface, in a large, perfect line.

We just went out the other day and ripped some large kevline's.

by Johnnyeh September 11, 2025

Kylindrotribophobia

The irrational and extreme fear of unwrapping packets of more than two toilet rolls, triggered by the unsettling sound and sensation of the rolls rubbing together.

Example 1:
“I can’t buy the family pack of toilet rolls — my kylindrotribophobia won’t let me unwrap it.”
Example 2:
“Supermarkets don’t realise the danger they put me in with those 9-packs of toilet rolls. Kylindrotribophobia is real.”

by FestieFofS September 19, 2025

Kyling / Kyle-ing

verb
1a) To oppose someone’s ideas and heavily “criticise” them.
1b) To be an overall “victim” when presented with logical facts and reasoning

2a) hypocrite

“Dude, stop Kyling / Kyle-ing my drawing.”

by vononono November 5, 2025

little keyring

innuendo for small penis

your little keyring is hanging out

by Harry Y December 15, 2008

A-Keeling

Someone that has sexual relations with vacuum cleaners, with preference to Numatic Red Henry cleaner.

Joe: "Where's Adam tonight, Steve?"
Steve: "He's bought another new Henry, so he'll be busy A-Keeling for the next fortnight..."

Adam Keeling says: "Oh Henry, be gentle."

by Johathan Argent October 21, 2008

nerd kerlin

A very competent person

Nerd Kerlin is competent

by Babybo September 3, 2016

Wendy keeling

A woman who is very experienced and has a chewbacca liked husband who shags dustbins for fun

Wendy is a top donny with tits bigger than my future

Wow Wendy keeling is so nice

by Connor blakely September 11, 2018