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Jonas Brothers

Ear rape.
a band of brothers that tries to put the highest quantity of bad, inharmonious sounds in a 3 minute time slot to poorly written lyrics. Teeny-bopper fodder.
oooh! real life example
My mother watching SNL Jonas Brothers Performance: How can any one like this?
Me:....I-I don't know.
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A: wanna hear my bands new song?
B: sure?
:after song is done:
B:..... that was horrible. it was like the Jonas Brothers
A: I can't be that bad!
B: oh it is, my ears they bleed
by yourfisharemine December 6, 2009
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jonathon

a short guy with a loud mouth. he's loved by the girls but hated by their boyfriends. he has scoliosis but he can still move and groove. he's a lil gay at times but its okay bc he's a jonathon.
boyfriend: "are you texted jonathon?"
girl: "yes he's so cool"
boyfriend: "block him he makes me feel like less of a man"
by spookyskeletonlove October 4, 2018
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He's nice, attractive, intelligent, thoughtful, gorgeous, friendly and has a good sense of humor.

He smiles all the time and can light up any room he sets foot in.
Even though he doesn't think so, he's a strong personality and can deal with problems.
Jonas drives that sexy chevy lifter all day long.
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Jonas

Super hot guy. Tiny ego. Amazing at running. Plays several instruments. Makes everyone around him laugh and happy.
Person 1: I’m so down
Jonas: Hi
Person 1: woohoo I’m super happy now
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Jonas Brothers

1.faggots
2.gay
3.stupid
4. Way too popular!
1.Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas, and Kevin Jonas are faggots.
2. The Jonas Brothers are gay.
3. The guy is too stupid/gay for his own good.
4. These celebrities are way too popular for their own good.
by CTUDirector-C January 12, 2009
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Jonas Secrets

An awesome Facebook group composed of the coolest Jonas Brothers fans in existence. It's like Post Secret in the way that you write things on a picture and send it in as a "secret" but it's all about the Jonas Brothers. Then hilarious people like Clintt Eastwood and Glen Coco comment on them with hilariousness.
Me: You creepin'?
Random person: 0_o what?
Me: You know? Jonas Secrets?
Random person: ....no really what?
by LaurenJT December 23, 2008
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Jonas Brothers Fan

A screeming teenager who obvioudly has not hit puberty or is just getting their pubes.
Look at the Jonas Brothers Fan, what a stupid nazi.
by arealman October 17, 2008
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