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Jason is your typical weirdo.
Abigail- “Jason always picks his nose in english class... and he’s in 12th grade!!“
Maria- “omggg let’s get this on snapchat
by BoomerKingdom December 12, 2019
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Jason'd

To be completely dropped and excluded. When another groupchat is made without you. (Excluded from a group of friends)
"Wow remember that Frederick kid"
"Yea he got totally excluded!"
"What a loser, totally jason'd him"
by Triplej69 February 9, 2020
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Jason

jason is the funniest person you will ever meet. He will be your bestie forever and ever. And he is a GOD at basketball. He is a walking meme and everyone loves him for it. BUTTTTTTT if you make him mad, ALL HELL WILL BREAK LOOSE!!
WOAH THERE JASON!!!!
by crazyspazattack April 1, 2020
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Jason

Jason, usually an intelligent, quirky, attractive, and slightly nerdy guy. He’s also extremely popular among the opposite gender, even with his mediocre social skills. Jason makes an incredible significant and friend, with his endearing and loyal personality. In addition, he usually has a weird obsession with things like video games and TV shows, often going as far as purchasing merchandise for these things.
I can always trust Jason!
Jason is so hot!
I love Jason so much, I wish he was my bf.
by 1kdadf3e2 January 21, 2021
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Jason

Jason is a very kind hearted person. He can be shy at many times and you think he's a total creep until you really get to know him. He is crushing on this one girl that he can't possibly get over. He is very loyal and would sacrifice everything for his friends and family. His thoughts in his head keep killing him and killing him. He also sometimes overthinks things. He jokes around a lot but can be very serious when needed. You might not tell from his outside but he is a very smart person. He doesn't like crowds and lots of people. He is more of a simple yet hard to understand person. No one in the world would ever begin to figure out what is in his thoughts. Jason is a wonderful man.
There's Jason! *sigh*, what an admirable person.
by 3.6Roentgen April 22, 2022
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Paying Jason

1. An odd and pathetic attempt, often made by people who fight hard for low stakes, to argue that they have coined a term that is already in regular use (including for description of "kinks"). See also coinage pwnage

2. A drinking game: Pick a phrase, then count the number of times the phrase is used during the event of your choosing. Everyone must do that many shots. The last person to complete the shots is the "Jason" and must get "paid" (through the form of the group's choosing).

3. A twitter tag related to coined terms (#payingjason)
1. "That guy goes off about words he's created...ignore it, he's just paying jason."

2. "You wanna get a game going of "Paying Jason"? Payment is through ridiculing the "Jason"

3. Urban dictionary entry for "Paying Jason" #payingjason
by payingjason August 4, 2011
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Jason

a dirty minded individual who isn't scared to go all out in the bedroom. When horny they tend to snap and become violent. Tend to like golden showers.
That guy she had last night was a right Jason. When she met me today she was practically black and blue!
by Daniel Hendersson June 29, 2011
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