jessica simpson 

A woman who is probably set for life financially, not because of her music career, but through capitilizing on her disgustingly anencephalic stupidity. She makes Dubya look like Enstein.

Dick: "Think I'll go kill some brain cells".

Harry: "You gonna sniff some glue with me?"

Dick: "Naw, man. I'm gonna go watch "Newlyweds" on EmpTy V.

jessica simpson by Aw Yeah August 2, 2004

jessheim 

The capital of The Eastern Lands of Norway. Mostly known for pornstars, hiphop and cars. The very well known 'Stripe' is crowded with people showing off their styled cars every night, every day, every week. Drugs is also a common factor here.
The people here are either old, gangsters, snobs or emos.

1. Hey, wanna come with me to Jessheim?
2. The Land of pornstars, drugs and women?
1. Yes.
2. Hell yeah!

jessheim by Elain December 9, 2008

jessica jones 

A frickn badass bitch with a love of hard liquor (preferably whiskey) and an uncaring attitude towards everything else - apart from that purple douchebag. Seriously, what an ASS.

Person 1: Have you seen Jessica Jones yet?
Person 2: I really really want to, but I don't want to have my childhood of Russel T Davies era doctor who ruined by seeing David Tennant play a rapey manipulative sonofabitch...

jessica jones by catsy57 June 20, 2016

Jessica 

Quiet Around People She Isn't Familiar With But Be Sure If She Is Your Friend She Will Not Shut Up. Her Laugh Will Make Anyones Day Better. Her Smile Will Light Up The Darkest Of Rooms Most Of The Boys Will Have A Crush On Her At Some Point

Boy:Do Any Of You Have A Crush On Jessica
Other Boy : Don't We All

Jessica by Big Alex July 21, 2019

Jessica 

A brilliant, beautiful and vivacious girl with a love for life and beauty. A girl who likes to talk and make new friends. A girl with 100 different laughs. A sassy and independent girl who wants to live life on her terms. Lover of animals, small children and old peoples

Did you see Jessica, she just helped that old man cross the road, while walking 3 dogs and carrying a baby!

Jessica by Kekica December 21, 2016

jessica chapman 

A girl who is stunningly beautiful and cute. She is usually short and is an awesome person to talk to.

Wow Jessica Chapman is really beautiful

jessica chapman by Boss Candy Mike March 1, 2015

jesse arron powers 

Ex-soldier, a man born with an old soul, his heart stays young no matter the age not to mention he appears much younger then his age.

"Jesse arron powers is the alpha and omego of love and peace."

jesse arron powers by Jesse arron Powers November 30, 2017