Jordans are very funny but they have the smallest dick ever. A girl like him but then they see this lil shrimp and they can't even suck it. Plus they suck at having sex its the worse sex a girl could ever had. They are so fucking stupid it's not even funny.
Sarah:You know Jordan right
Jenny:Yea your boyfriend
Sarah:Last night we were going to have sex for the first time and he had the smallest dick I have ever seen it was like my little brothers dick and he was just born last week
Jenny:Damn that sucks
Jenny:Yea your boyfriend
Sarah:Last night we were going to have sex for the first time and he had the smallest dick I have ever seen it was like my little brothers dick and he was just born last week
Jenny:Damn that sucks
by Chocolate girl November 2, 2019
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by PseudonymName00 December 27, 2008
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by Murray FrogsFrogs August 11, 2010
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the techinical name for a complete idiot, who dumps his girlfriend for the smallest of reason, then makes her feel bad about it for almost a year afterwards, whilst claiming he can then get any girl he can in front of forementioned ex.
also, it can be used to refer to penis size (below five inches).
also, it can be used to refer to penis size (below five inches).
by vince1234 January 11, 2009
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