JAP

JAP 2021 DEFINITION

a jap is a east coast girl, who is an absolute BITCH!! never be friends with one.

THEY ARENT ALWAYS JEWISH ITS SPREADING

they typically live in:
HUGE HOUSES (over 5,500 square feet)
WILL HAVE A SECOND HOUSE IN MAINE, BOCA, OR UPSTATE NY

located in:
connecticut (westport, greenwhich, wilton, redding, any small rich town)
boca, florida
new jersey (berkeley heights, livingston, tenafly, holmdel)
scarsdale, new york
long beach island, nj
long island

their clothes:
lulu lemon leggings
patagonia tops
af1s or golden goose shoes
uggs for winter
birkenstocks and moccasins for leisure
star or lightening bolts on their sweaters

barbour or patagonia jackets
wildflower phone case
(aviator nation and free city are for the wannabe's)

accessories:
return to tiffany necklace
pearl earrings
glasses
messy bun or straightened hair
brooks brothers bracelet

shit ton of makeup

sports:
dance
field hockey
squash
golf
tennis

summers spent:
at their rich girl camp (which they claim is their home away from home)
hooking up with guys at dances for camp
traveling to europe, boca, or marthas vineyard

qualities:
needy
whiny

high maintenance
attention seeking
everything must be their way
FAKE AF
stuck up

slutty
spoiled
bratty
loud
bitchy
flirty
so pretty/hot they're ugly
always says "omg"
they're actually pretty smart

Now that you've met all of the specifications, congradu-fucking-lations you are now a JAP

you see emily over there? what a jap!!!!!

by anonymous8 December 30, 2020

jap

Lower case written (not spoken): common restaurant shorthand for jalapenos.

Lg nacho
no sc
xtra jap

by LaffingGravy January 28, 2021

jap

stans a fad artist who authored the pop album Chromatica

do you see that crowd of people holding the pink oreos? those are japs

by honeycore February 14, 2021

JAP

Just Average Pussy

Dude 1: Bro, how was your tinder date last night? Did you hit it?

Dude 2: Yah bro, but I don’t think think I’ll see her again.

Dude 1: Why not?

Dude 2: Jap, for sure.

by DSDintheend April 9, 2021

Jap

Girl with a fat ass mainly used in New York

Damn she got that jap

by Walks July 4, 2021

JAP

(NOUN, ADVERB,PRONOUN,INFINITIVE)
Jewish-American Penis
Alternatively can be known as Jewish-African Penis or Jewish American Prince

The rabbi ravenously chewed into Jesse’s JAP as he performed his circumcision.

by Babydill420 July 10, 2021

JAP

A Jewish American Princess isn't Jewish, but is a poor little middle class girl desperate to win and not to eat, though you would think by her griping that her life depended on whether her or a team she liked won or lost a sports game, like it was the most important thing in life and the world. You would also think by her griping that she was sub serviant if she had to do something at work that somebody was paying her thousands of dollars to do. Servants don't get paid, and claiming to have the heart or soul of a servant isn't the same thing as actually being one.

The JAP hated anybody who gave something to her straight, the way she always acted with everybody like someone that didn't put up with any nonsense, and she hated it because she thought any criticism directed toward her was inhuman and treating her as subhuman.

by The Original Agahnim July 20, 2021