Crying Covid

Similar to 'crying wolf'....saying you have been exposed to Covid and will have to stay home from work for a couple of weeks.

..
Linda: "Did you hear Linsey is 'Crying Covid' and won't be here to work on this big project?
Jean: "Yeah, and it's going to be our most difficult one yet!"
by Debnhim June 29, 2020
Get the Crying Covid mug.

Covid-22

the omicron update of tha covid because people wanted to see the new features
I got Covid-22 after getting the vaccine AND the booster
by Stimmy Stimey January 08, 2022
Get the Covid-22 mug.

covid eyes

Since everyone is wearing a mask all we can see is a persons eyes and can't see their smile or facial expressions.
If the Chinese wouldn't have been eating and fucking bats and pangolins, we wouldn't have to guess what people look like under their covid mask. All we can see is their covid eyes.
by jimmybomm October 29, 2020
Get the covid eyes mug.

Covid flatsies

When you used to be a person with a juicy booty or bum and when covid made all of the gyms shut down your butt deflated leaving you with a ‘covid flatsie’.
Have you seen Mackenzie lately? Since the gym has closed her butts definitely been a victim of the covid flatsies.
by sweediepie January 17, 2021
Get the Covid flatsies mug.

covid tinkle

when you’d normally find a coffee shop or public restroom but since it’s a global pandemic you just pee in public
What’s he doing behind that dumpst—oh, the covid tinkle.
by AllByMySELF November 19, 2020
Get the covid tinkle mug.

Covid Cutie

A charmingly attractive person (male or female) during the Covid-19 pandemic due to the limited recognition of facial features caused by wearing a mask
Man, that girl looked cute until she removed her mask. Certified Covid Cutie.

Karen's a Covid cutie. Okay, until she removes her mask.
by AsianAFK August 07, 2020
Get the Covid Cutie mug.

Covid-coward

Someone who is young, perfectly healthy, and has no one who is at risk for getting really sick from covid in their life, but follows all the rules very seriously. They wear mask in places you don’t, social distance outside, got vaccinated right away, sanitize their hands religiously ect. They claim it to protect others but deep down in reality they are just that terrified of the virus that poses little to no threat to them or the people around them.
Joe is perfectly healthy and vaccinated and so is everyone in his family, but he’s scared to have everyone to come over for Christmas dinner this year, man what a Covid-coward!
by kittykittylicklick6969 September 18, 2021
Get the Covid-coward mug.