by Lil Traumatized October 21, 2019
The act of counting the monetary value of Christmas gifts when compared to a brother/sister/spouse, just to make sure you get equal or greater value. Apparently if the calculator doesnt add up, you can complain, whine, bitch and moan until fair value is returned in future gifts.
WOW, Nana's Christmas Calculator was working overtime last night! We better go get her another Gift Card cause she got shorted and ripped off by $11.28.
by sarjas December 25, 2011
The act of ejaculating over another or one's own face- specifically carried out over the Christmas period.
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A tissue featuring images of animals in novelty Christmas dress up – usually carried around in clear plastic packets by old people or east end hipsters.
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A tissue featuring images of animals in novelty Christmas dress up – usually carried around in clear plastic packets by old people or east end hipsters.
“I gave her a Christmas tissue in the face….right it in.”
“He didn’t appreciate the Christmas tissue.”
“A Christmas tissue isn’t for life. It’s just for Christmas.”
“He didn’t appreciate the Christmas tissue.”
“A Christmas tissue isn’t for life. It’s just for Christmas.”
by Lady bruncher January 21, 2014
Uncle John Is A Little Bit Campers Christmas
by stwafeywafey July 31, 2019
Everyone could tell Adam partied hard over the Christmas holidays by the size of his Christmas Titties
by Kent Bigcannon March 26, 2018
by Jezzerrc November 16, 2018
Refers to a kid that gets the new Call of Duty game for Christmas. They typically get destroyed in pub matches by the people that preordered the game.
Me: oh boy it’s that time of year where the christmas noobs raid the lobbies. oh wait there ain’t gonna be any christmas noobs because they added skill based matchmaking
by JarvisBanned December 16, 2020