hand cream

That infamous post jerk-off semen on your hand that you don't quite know what to do with.
Johnny- Hurry up in there Brandon, we have to go.
Brandon- Give me a break Johnny, I've got a fist full of hand cream in here and nowhere to wipe it! Jeez!
by The Ugly Barnacle February 28, 2015
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Hand of righteousness

The hand of justice or being morally right or Getting the shit slapped out of ya
Tr3c If you don’t shut the hell up your going to catch the Hand of righteousness
by Skull EnDOr October 26, 2017
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Gang Handed

Famously used by Kim Woodburn on the UK’s CBB (Celebrity Big Brother) television show.

To be gang handed to participate in or enable: ganging up on someone, bullying, inserting yourself in situations to over power and/or out number someone, to be apart of gang activity, to support authoritarianism, to support fascism, and to participate in organized crime.
“You girls are gang handed. Every time I have cross words with her you jump in.”

“The police knew what they did was wrong and instead tried to cover each other’s asses, so no one got justice. They’re gang handed.”

Bullies love to strike in front of their gang handed supporters.”
by RenegadeStar December 03, 2020
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carny hands

people, generally men, who have freakishly small hands.
Josh's carny hands freak me out, they are way too small, freakish!
by Vanelle March 04, 2009
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Willy hand

Willy hand: where a man goes to for a pee and afterwards does not wash their hands. This therefore gives the man a 'willy hand', which potentially passes on willy germs to any unsuspecting person who happens to shake their hand.
In a crowed bar, Jane asks Fred, “Did you just go for a pee and not wash your hands?” “Sure.” “Ahhhhh Fred’s got Willy Hand, Fred’s got Willy hand!”
by Meadies October 30, 2015
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philly hand

(Philly hand)A term used in graffiti writing,writing on the walls,a style only owned by a resident of philadelphia,pa.
a style that was developed in philly,long and tall,usually has an arrow at the end,a star at the beginning,sometimes a happy face at the end,or a peace sign,or do-dads,like a money sign,or a np,or a wp depending on what neighboorhood your from(np-being north philly.)showing your hood,or where your from.
CEBE has a fresh philly hand,a traditional hand,he got his tyle from KAPE,and KARAZ..
5TH AND WYOMING 1984
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by everytagcounts August 27, 2009
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hand happies

When your so excited your hands start dancing uncontrollably
I've got hand happies thinking about the vacation!
by TheDoctorPseudonym March 19, 2020
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