(to be song in a heavy metal mosh way)
I’m going out tonight, to waste another site, I’m laughing in delight
Dark now is the sky, I’m sure your asking why, that I make the janitors cry!
Your house is my next stop, I open up the top, and leave another plop!
Got no time to wipe, I’m rolling with the hype, Ohh man this one’s ripe.
Upper Deck! Upper Deck
LOL It’s a wreck
Upper Deck Upper Deck
Just put the tidy bowl man in check!
One more house to do, I got some more to poo, I’m captain kangaroo
But this aint make believe, no trolleys up my sleeve, your tank is filled as I leave.
Yah it makes a mess, but it alleviates my stress, now gimme your boss’s address
He’ll have a souvenir, as I drink up my last beer, then I disappear.
Upper Deck! Upper Deck
LOL It’s a wreck
Upper Deck Upper Deck
Just put the tidy bowl man in check!
I’m going out tonight, to waste another site, I’m laughing in delight
Dark now is the sky, I’m sure your asking why, that I make the janitors cry!
Your house is my next stop, I open up the top, and leave another plop!
Got no time to wipe, I’m rolling with the hype, Ohh man this one’s ripe.
Upper Deck! Upper Deck
LOL It’s a wreck
Upper Deck Upper Deck
Just put the tidy bowl man in check!
One more house to do, I got some more to poo, I’m captain kangaroo
But this aint make believe, no trolleys up my sleeve, your tank is filled as I leave.
Yah it makes a mess, but it alleviates my stress, now gimme your boss’s address
He’ll have a souvenir, as I drink up my last beer, then I disappear.
Upper Deck! Upper Deck
LOL It’s a wreck
Upper Deck Upper Deck
Just put the tidy bowl man in check!
by Blitzd July 06, 2004
To purposely ignore someone. To dick someone over. To hit the ignore button on your cell phone when someone calls.
"What the fuck, I called her and she decked me!"
"She decked you over good."
"I'm going to hit ignore on my cell phone so he knows he's being decked."
"She decked you over good."
"I'm going to hit ignore on my cell phone so he knows he's being decked."
by KandraNicole December 28, 2007
by Brug12345678910111213141516171 March 22, 2022
by Rage-hard and no regard November 19, 2011
When someone is told to swab the deck, they are being told to either eat a dick or clean a dick, depending on the context.
Pirate: Arrr!! Fundo. Swab the deck!!
Fundo: No way!! I ain't touching your smegma!!
Pirate: Arrrr!! Then, swab the deck, Fundo!!
Fundo: No way!! I ain't touching your smegma!!
Pirate: Arrrr!! Then, swab the deck, Fundo!!
by authOOr June 29, 2006
Having sex with a chick in the dark and then mid sex, you and your friend make a switch, so that he is now the one having sex with her.
by EROYAL November 05, 2010
The turntable that DJs reserve for playing Scooter on, so as not to contaminate their expensive decks with the audio equivalent of Poptarts.
by Cobs July 16, 2003