mud vacuum

The act of putting one end of a hose in your own or someone else's anus and the other end in your mouth and sucking out a load of shit

Dude, I gave that puerto rican guy a mud vacuum last night and it tasted like chicken.

by Alex (awesome) N June 30, 2006

morning mud

The first big bowel movement of the day before breakfast or after coffee ☕

I had to drop some morning mud before I left the house just in case traffic was heavy on the way to work

by BIG T 49 February 3, 2023

youre mud

You’re Mud means that you are bad at something or trash
Commonly used in New zealand and australia.

youre mud
Daniel: Omg did you see my double kill!
Carlos: when did i ask about your double kill you’re mud anyway.

by TheWetPineapple October 22, 2017

Mud muffin

Excrement; turd (see fudge dragon)

"My neighbor never picks up after his dog. Every morning on the way to get the paper I step in a fresh batch of mud muffins."

by R. Bowers October 7, 2012

Mud Snorkelling

When you place your nose in an anus and snort human faeces through the nose.

Girl: I went Mud Snorkelling last night.
Girl 2: I heard that's really shit.

by Boredom At Work October 24, 2010

Mud sauna

Communal huffing of poop.

When you need the toilet on the train, you never know if it’s gonna be nice n clean, or an absolute mud sauna

by Retarf April 2, 2022

mustache mud

The residue on a gay man's mustache after tossing a salad

Guy 1" Dude, is that a black bean on your mustache, did u just eat a chipotle burrito?"
Guy 2" No, I just left my boyfriends house, so it's just a little mustache mud."

by Airpanaia May 20, 2017