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The residue on a gay man's mustache after tossing a salad
Guy 1" Dude, is that a black bean on your mustache, did u just eat a chipotle burrito?"
Guy 2" No, I just left my boyfriends house, so it's just a little mustache mud."
by Airpanaia May 20, 2017
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I've been jabbed
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