The act of recieving hand sex from a stripper after a private lap dance. Often talked about, but never witnessed makes the "Happy Endler" a true myth.
Since he hasn't been laid in over a decade, Ted paid the stripper an extra $60 to perform a Happy Endler at the end of his private lap dance.
by ohcrap724 March 15, 2011
Get the Happy Endler mug.The phrase 'not happy Jan' was popularised by an Australian Telstra ad realised in 2002. It quickly entered the Aussie vernacular.
It is used when someone is pissed off at another person (who doesn't necessarily need to be called Jan) for stuffing up in a stupid way and has inconvenienced you - but is used when more annoyed than actually angry.
It is used when someone is pissed off at another person (who doesn't necessarily need to be called Jan) for stuffing up in a stupid way and has inconvenienced you - but is used when more annoyed than actually angry.
by ApexB September 25, 2005
Get the not happy Jan mug.A jovial person whose very presence causes you a great deal of unhappiness, unbeknownst to them. It's as if they're stealing your happiness and using it for themselves.
Not to be confused with a bully or an asshole, a happiness thief is oblivious to the fact they're stealing your happiness. They come in many forms, such as a heavy set woman wearing tight, revealing clothing, a co-worker rejoicing you with boring tales about their family, a person with an annoying, soul-piercing laugh, someone that smells unpleasant, and so on.
"That lady was clearly unaware that just because you're wearing 'stretch pants' doesn't mean you have to stretch them out. What a happiness thief!"
"That lady was clearly unaware that just because you're wearing 'stretch pants' doesn't mean you have to stretch them out. What a happiness thief!"
by Suck It Wilde September 3, 2009
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Get the happy fag mug.When your foot keeps lifting the clutch up gradually when stationary, in traffic or at traffic lights wishing you could start moving again.
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Get the MUFFIN HAPPY mug.When you're on crack (a type of drug), you usually laugh and act a lot happier than you really should. Feeling crack happy is when you feel way happier about something than you really should.
A friend just gave you an M&M and you start jumping up and down like you've just won the lottery. Your friend says, "You're crack happy over that little M&M?"
by Alex Lennon October 31, 2007
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