hamhocks

Large female breasts.

Jeez, check out those hamhocks.

by eniact May 16, 2003

hampster

bad mofo

furry little tree climer who dabbles in illegal activities

by infoH January 9, 2004

Hampaslupa

Hampaslupa is derived from the Filipino language which literally means ‘slapsoil.’ This is used to address stupid and annoying people without offending them or being disrespectful to them. This can also be used if you like to tease or joke with your peers.

My friend is a hampaslupa. She accepted that hoe’s apology even after cheating with that college girl.

by bugay March 10, 2020

New Hampshire

State home to transplanted Massholes, bigoted Vermonsters, and confused Maniacs. The southern part of the state is overrun by college students whose parents won't pay for them to go to UConn. The northern part of the state has a 20:1 snowmobile to human ratio. The state bird is the purple finch and the state flower is the purple lilac, making New Hampshire high on the list of "Places That Are Gay By Default Alone".

Omigod, Mom and Dad told me I had to go up to New Hampshire to like, get my, like, education! Omigod! Aren't there like, no roads there? Like, I don't think I could live without a Starbucks!

by msFortunate December 14, 2008

Hampstand

In a male's apartment/house, the hamper next to the bed that is also used as a makeshift nightstand to put shit on because we don't believe in wasting money on an actual nightstand until a girl comes along and insists that we get one.

"You need to get rid of that hampstand so I don't have to move my phone off it every time you need to put your dirty boxers in it."

by inmyworld9 September 10, 2011

Hampster

The incorrect spelling of 'hamster' used by Kim and Khloe Kardashian

Khloe : is it 'hamster' and not 'hamp-ster' all along?
Kim : Is it?! I thought it is 'hampster'

by #asy June 13, 2019

Hampster chicken

Special chicken that tastes like hampsters!!😋 To make it grab a innocent family, hampsters, and 1cm slice of pe- I mean chicken and boom!! Hampter chicken.

Person1- Have you tried making the new hampster chicken??
Person2- No. It dosen't even exis-
Person1 covers Person2's mouth.
Person1- make it.

by 𝐋𝖔𝐯𝖎𝐧𝖌♡︎𝐖𝖎𝐥𝖇𝐮𝖗 December 30, 2021