Fudge Hammer

This is used to describe a homosexuals penis.

Hey Eric Yes Rob, Would you like to stick your fudge hammer in my ass. Oh hell yeah bitch.

by I.B. Noone March 15, 2004

Twat Hammer

Adj.- 1.A word describing extreme anger.

Noun.- 2. A cock so large a womans cunt feels as though it is being beaten with a hammer.

Verb.- 3. the act of sexual intercourse. Also known as, "fucking,the nasty, backseat wrasslin', and twated."

1. "Ted stole my money! Twat Hammer!"

2. "Bob came over to my house last nite, and pulled out his Twat Hammer! I'm still sore!"

3. "Me and Pablo Twat Hammerd last nite!"

by tha ginga bread man April 22, 2009

polish hammer

a wrestling move where you clasp your hands together and bring it high over your head, and down onto your opponent like a great sledgehammer. a great finishing move, especially if you're polish. why? added irony, i suppose.

rob: whats up, man
tim the bowling alley pope: well, jesse got drunk at the party last night and jumped off the picnic table, landing a huge polish hammer blow on my head. i swear, im gonna have a migraine for a week.
rob: weak, dude

by jassu19 September 3, 2006

hammering

The act of trying repeatedly to connect to an unavailable FTP server with little or no time between connection attempts. It can be compared to repeatedly hitting the "redial" button on a telephone when dialing a phone number that is busy until the other phone is no longer busy

Most FTP sites have policies against hammering and require FTP clients to set retry times at specific intervals, commonly at least 120 seconds between each attempt to connect. Most FTP sites can also monitor for devices that hammer, and once detected the server will ban access to the offending IP address either permanently or for a limited amount of time.

by Dong Woo December 4, 2004

Silver Hammer

Owned by Maxwell. Maxwell likes to hit people on the head with it. e.g. Joan, his teacher and a judge.

Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Do do do do do
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead

You hit me over the head with Maxwell's Silver Hammer

by Mercury Scythe January 10, 2005

Hamered

Pronounced Hay-Murd

When you are so drunk that you can't say 'hammered' correctly.

"... I'm So... Figgren... Hamered..."

by RVe April 1, 2007

HAMMEREDDRUNK

(all one word, always capitalized) Being so fucking drunk you can barely throw a game of darts, be left unattended, walk to the pisser by yourself, form complete sentences, and have no control over the "beaner" jokes that come out of your facehole while in a bar full of mexicans.

Every time I go to the bar, I get HAMMEREDDRUNK!

"Man, did you see evil kimberly last night?"
"Totally! She was HAMMEREDDRUNK again!"
"Yeah, good times!"

by evil_kimberly May 18, 2010