Guestomer

A corporation that refers to its' customers as guests in an attempt to gain false trust with a patron.

Employee: "A customer is looking for a dictionary and ettiquette book, but I'm not sure where they are located in the store."
Manager: "We don't have customers, we have guests."
Employee: "I'm sorry, a guestomer is looking for a....ahh forget it, pretty obvious this store doesn't carry either."

by Dienysus December 23, 2009

Guest Star

The third person involved in a threesome with a couple. A sexual third wheel usually a stranger or acquaintance.

My girlfriend and I invited the hot chick from the airport to be our guest star Friday night and she was a total freak.

by Mr Trev Trev April 29, 2010

Guess What's On My Shoulder?

A game you play with a female of interest to break the ice. It involves walking up behind the girl while she is seated, pulling your peens out and setting it on her shoulder. When she turns around in disgust, you should look at her with total confidence and say "That's right."

Matthew: Dude, I went for it. I went over to Ashley's cubicle and played Guess What's On My Shoulder?

Adam: Super Sweet. Did it work?

Matthew: No, she hit me.

by Woo Yeah Nester November 3, 2010

Guess how much

This is what a women says when she come home from the mall after shopping for three hours and buying many items she does not need and tries to justify it because everything she bought was "on sale".

John: Hi Where were you?
Veronica: At the Mall
John: wow look at all those shopping bags
Veronica: Guess how much

by jrod-knows January 20, 2012

guest of the government

In jail. ( euphemism )

My dad is guest of the government after the police caught him selling dope.

by zimbax November 19, 2012

Gueeze

This word originated in southern California in the early 2000's. A Gueeze is A close companion with whom a majority of your time is spent, the relationship could be completely platonic or romantic. one cannot simply refer to a new friend as gueeze, it its a title earned by loyalty and trust and it takes time. A gueeze is another word for road-dog.

"I love chilling with my gueeze" or "Hey gueeze pass me the ketchup"

by bfrizzy March 17, 2013

guerrilla artist

a visual artist who specializes in guerrilla artfare.

Legend has it, that he escaped from a sanitarium somewhere in New York. Others believe he was an operative, who went rogue. They say, on particular nights, you can catch a glimpse of him running around in the pale moonlight, and hear an insatiable, crazed laugh while he is inundated with wetworking his victims at the slaughterhouse. He is the GUERRILLA ARTIST, known as @thekingofslop. STRAIGHT OUTTA NEWBURGH. THERE IS NONE HIGHER. THIS IS HIS FIRE.

by Gray Water December 24, 2017