A corporation that refers to its' customers as guests in an attempt to gain false trust with a patron.
Employee: "A customer is looking for a dictionary and ettiquette book, but I'm not sure where they are located in the store."
Manager: "We don't have customers, we have guests."
Employee: "I'm sorry, a guestomer is looking for a....ahh forget it, pretty obvious this store doesn't carry either."
Manager: "We don't have customers, we have guests."
Employee: "I'm sorry, a guestomer is looking for a....ahh forget it, pretty obvious this store doesn't carry either."
by Dienysus December 23, 2009
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The range indicator on the instrument cluster of an electric car, particularly Nissan Leaf. It is called a guessometer due to its inability to provide a reliable number for the remaining range of the electric car.
by MiKeEchoSierra February 17, 2019
Get the guessometer mug.The act of masturbating while staying as a guest in someone else's home. Particularly entertaining if it is in the home of someone you do not like.
Harper: "Hey Chuck, I'm going home tomorrow, so you can have the room to yourself."
Chuck: "Thanks man, but I don't need it."
Harper: "You sure? I've been around all week."
Chuck: "I'm good bro, I guesterbated in JJ's room last night while he was asleep."
Harper: "Awww man that's dirty, wish I woulda thought to do that."
Chuck: "Thanks man, but I don't need it."
Harper: "You sure? I've been around all week."
Chuck: "I'm good bro, I guesterbated in JJ's room last night while he was asleep."
Harper: "Awww man that's dirty, wish I woulda thought to do that."
by Chuck Briarton February 4, 2010
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Q. Do you think that chick's on like beaver tranquilizers or steroids?
A. My Guestosterone says she must be, her mustache is chewbaca-thick.
A. My Guestosterone says she must be, her mustache is chewbaca-thick.
by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 8, 2013
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It originates from a dealer named Grey and his customers that were often sighted around.
So the word Grey and customer were blended together to make Grustomer.
Ironically the slang words for Crack and Heroin in England are White and Black or Light and Dark - In that order.
These colours mixed to make the colour grey.
Synonyms: Budgehead, Crackhead, Nitty, etc.
It originates from a dealer named Grey and his customers that were often sighted around.
So the word Grey and customer were blended together to make Grustomer.
Ironically the slang words for Crack and Heroin in England are White and Black or Light and Dark - In that order.
These colours mixed to make the colour grey.
Synonyms: Budgehead, Crackhead, Nitty, etc.
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