Girlfriend Goggles

When you break up with your girlfriend, they look less prettier than you remember.

Bob: My Ex looks ugly, what the hell did I see in her?
Ian: You must have taken off your girlfriend goggles.

by The Mysterious Stranger January 2, 2015

recycled girlfriend/boyfriend

someone who you previously dated and parted with, only to get back together with later under the assumption they have changed. ie: like a tire being recycled into a playground.

Didn't they break up a year ago? Yea but she/he is his recycled girlfriend/boyfriend now.

by Deathany Darko June 2, 2010

National Kiss your Girlfriend Day

On October 7th, it is your civic duty to kiss you’re girlfriend day. It could be your first or could be your last, you’ll figure that out. But have fun!

National Kiss your girlfriend day is on October 7th

by Carl Pa. October 5, 2020

National kiss your girlfriend day

16th of October. On the sixteenth it is important you kiss your girlfriend.

“Oh hey mate it’s the sixteenth, better go kiss my girlfriend!”
“Well yeah, it is national kiss your girlfriend day!”

by mkaymkay October 15, 2020

rent a girlfriend

Imagine the ultimate BREH moment and then make it a 12 episode anime. A man gets dumped so he tries to rent love and ends up lying and making everyone think he actually is dating at 10/10 when he’s really just an average man. Also if it can go wrong it will go wrong. That’s the logic of this show. So sit back relax and remember... just read the manga.

What a rent a girlfriend moment... or BREH moment, ehh same thing pal

by I read the manga January 20, 2021

internet girlfriend

internet girlfriend, n. : A female acquaintance that one met on the internet. Someone who one would spend countless hours on YIM, MSN Messenger, or AIM chatting with. A good friend who one would also like to meet in person to discover if the romantic feelings are as real in person as they are on the internet/cell phone.

Randy and his internet girlfriend talked for hours on YIM and the cell phone before deciding to meet in person.

by txpipe4udear August 27, 2005

girlfriend

there a race so powerful they could kill you without dying or make you feel bliss.
they come in different forms

1.money grabber
takes cash out of your heart and doesnt care as much for feelings.

2.why am i with her
the ugly, bad tempered, careless, all time drawback.

3.just looks
stuning as miss world but inside as ugly as the beast himself.

4.miss perfect
caring, kind, prety, loving, doesnt ask for much.

my girlfriend is everything i have ever wanted in a form.

by werdanny August 7, 2007