smoke-grenade

A one night stand that you meet using the website Plenty of Fish (POF). The origin of this term comes from the similarities between the sound of a smoke-grenade (poffff) and the acronym POF. Also, a one night stand is expected to clear out in a relatively short amount of time, much like a smoke-grenade.
"Hey bro, what are you doing tonight?"
"Not much man. I'm about to go meet up with this smoke-grenade I've been talking too."
by skwarekneedles September 27, 2013
mugGet the smoke-grenademug.

grenade pin

a used tampon that is hidden so it will smell up the room.
Sally was fighting with her boyfriend for the final time. She could no longer handle the fact that he liked to watch Mr. Rogers during lovemaking. Right after they had sex she told him it was over and proceeded to leave a grenade pin under his pillow so that he would find it weeks later. Or soonder depending upon the smell factor.
by pbrgirl September 23, 2005
mugGet the grenade pinmug.

phone grenade

Step One: Steal your friends phone and run into the other room(don't let them know)
Step Two: Go into their contacts and pick someone embarrassing
Step Three: While it's ringing, run to your friend and hand them their phone.
This will cause them to act like an idiot while they try to answer their phone, or if no one answers, while the person calls your friend back and has to explain what happened.
Kellen- phone grenade!
Bill- uh,uh,uh what?
by ¡Kellen! January 20, 2009
mugGet the phone grenademug.

Wrinkle Grenade

Military term for an object which causes a person's clothes or appearance to be slovenly or unkept.
Drill Sergeant to Recruit: "Private, what happened to your uniform?! You look like you jumped on a wrinkle grenade!"
by Sgt Redleg July 30, 2009
mugGet the Wrinkle Grenademug.

The Facebook Grenade

Verb - To convince friends to come over to your computer while looking up old classmates on Facebook. Then you leave a grenade. After leaving a "grenade" also known as deadly fart, your friends start throwing up everywhere
I was on Facebook after drinking and smoking looking up Angelo Portale while shitting my pants, I left The Facebook Grenade behind, I called my friends over and when they dashed over, (comma) they inhaled through their nose my noxious gas I left lingering in the air.
by John Amsterdam December 27, 2009
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grenade sticker

a sticker of a grenade usually put on a car window to advertise a willingness to homosexual activity
Every car at the gay bar has a grenade sticker on it.
by stupid ricer November 27, 2011
mugGet the grenade stickermug.

mind grenade

Another word for mindfuck as used in the film Yes Man.
Frank: You should really read this book. It's amazing, he tells you all this stuff and it's like a mind grenade.
by atwig December 22, 2008
mugGet the mind grenademug.

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