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grape lips 

when your lips turn purple the morning after an ecstacy session and resemble grapes.
"hey petey how many yokes did ye swallow last night, thats some whopper pair of grape lips on ye"
grape lips by gicker king October 24, 2007

Grape Squishied

A midget that fists another person in their anus, and then pulls out their rectum giving them a pink sock.
Me: Beth had to go to the hospital last night.
Person:What for?
Me:Her midget husband grape squishied her last night.
Person:Ewwww!

Grape Prancing 

Grape Prancing: the act of stomping grapes to make wine like a tourist.

Someone who always wanted to stomp grapes for wine but doesn't want to get too dirty. So while the original grape smashers are stepping away like it's nothing, the tourist is kinda prancing around, giggling like a fool, and not really doing much work but taking up space.
Being a I love Lucy fan, Kim always wanted to go to a grape stomp but after less then a minute of Grape Prancing she was told to leave.
Grape Prancing by Thulsa Doom October 25, 2011

Grape marathon 

This is a drink made with grape vodka and red bull.

Grape Jelly Taco 

It's when you put grape jelly on you penis and have intercourse with a woman. Then you eat her out.
Joe:Yo man you wanna help me make a grape jelly taco?
Emily:Sure lets go to the store.
Joe:No man not that kind.
Emily:Oh okay ill go to the kitchen.

Grape crepe 

When you tuck your dick in between your legs to the left and pull your balls up and forward from the right side and cross your legs
So I was totally ready to jump his bone when I opened the door and there he was all grape creped out on the bed
Grape crepe by TwuntPunt June 27, 2015