gorfot

The act of forgetting what the fuck you were doing while doing it because you too damn high.

"Hey, why is Jim just staring at that burrito?" " He was about to microwave it but he gorfot."

by Pineapple Chunk March 29, 2020

Gordon Burn

A Chinese Burn on your leg.

An extreme form of this kind of abuse may lead to the loss of a limb. Much like Doctor Laurence Gorden from Saw. Only, without the blade.

1) My hands were folded, so the little brat gave me a Gordon Burn instead.

2) Person #1: Dude, what happened to your foot?!
Person #2: You know how I went to Dublin last week?
Person #1: Yeah..?
Person #2: Well, I kinda accidentally kicked a leprechaun on purpose. He was not a happy bunny.

by Purple Harlequin May 5, 2008

Gordo Grab

When you're having unprotected sex with a woman in Alamogordo, NM, and you tell her you're about to finish, she grabs you firmly by the neck and rides you harder in a blatant attempt to get pregnant so she can leave that desolate, arid wasteland for good.

Three things can kill you in the New Mexico desert: rattlesnakes, black widows, and the Gordo Grab.

by CuttlefishAndAsparagus August 7, 2012

Goofoo

A nickname for ones girlfriend

"I went to get dinner last night with my goofoo."

by Banished Angel August 7, 2017

GORDO

The best compliment you can ever receive. It means that you are fat and worship skydaddy and fight the evils of delgadas.

You are very gordo my guy

by LimDel April 7, 2018

Gordorn Ramsay

a brittish chef who is a roast god who we shall praise

i love Gordorn Ramsay

by Kylie Brofloski May 23, 2018

Gordonvale State High School

At Gordonvale State High School you can find fuckboys, druggos, girls who where they’re shorts so high that they asses are hanging out and guys in grade 10 that date girls in grade 8, guys in grade 8 that date girls in grade 7 and girls in grade 8 that date guys in grade 12. You’ll find most kids being sent down to A12 and getting suspended. The fuckboys are hit ofc cause thy always are. If you head to gordy skate park you’ll sometimes see kids smoking durrys and most weekends an after soon you’ll seem boys burning around on motorbikes out at grenpath. Others on scooters

Have you been to Gordonvale State High School Lately

Yeah fuckboys every where

by gfydydhxjxhci November 24, 2018