Gladius

Something random, unexpected, and strange. Usually said when someone makes a comment so moronic, it doesn't deserve a meaningful response.

"Hey, I'm hungry. Arby's is good." said John. "WTF? That is so gladius." said Billy.

by Jumbo H December 6, 2004

GADDIEL

gaddiel is a kid who's dad shaved him bald, loves to wank to natasha nice and has a fat sister. gaddiel also is so poor that he has no stairs in his house and he loves to cry aswell. i still love you gaddiel

person 1: *sleeps with gaddiel*
person 1: (gaddiel's breath stinks. oh my god. i can't breathe

by BKS MASTER August 27, 2020

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

a monetary lone with a set payment date.

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"

Becomes:

"If you buy me a hamburger today I'll pay you back on Tuesday"

by Ashley Cobb May 18, 2004

gaddafism

Arab form of Charlie Sheenism.

Did you hear the President of Yemen offer amnesty to military defectors if they would return to the government's side? Talk about gaddafism!!

by Asian Malaysian April 10, 2011

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

A phrase common to New York city, implying that one will pay another back for a hamburger on the next tuesday, or any tuesday, in exchange for the hamburger on the day he is asking for it. This phrase is only implying that the hamburger will be paid back for however, and is taken advantage of by bad people, leaving the people who actually wish to pay back the money looked at as untrustworthy.

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" said the snyde looking man. When the cashier heard this, he shot the man and took all his money.

by The Fuzz May 17, 2004

Gladder

as is more glad then you.

Sammi: I am much gladder then you due to the fact i got jake
Adele: I'm gladder you got him
Sammi: I'm gladder that he had cold fingertips
Ellen: did you kno scrotums atack lightning?

by Adele L April 14, 2008

gladsheator

a chick with a pubic hair stuck in her teeth

what do you call a Roman chick with a pube in her teeth? A gladsheator

by pussitis April 1, 2010