Funeral Orgies

When a person dies, their related family and friends go through a rough and rigorous grieving process. Some cry, some get angry, and some even jump off bridges. This has become such a devastating epidemic that funerals have started programs called funeral orgies. These programs, in an attempt to relieve those struggling with the grieving process, see the funeral home hold an open house for a single day to be used for adult shenanigans by those mourning. Similar to Mexico's Day of the Dead where they all celebrate the life of their passed family and friends, it is quite empowering and brings those who knew the deceased closure.

"Man, I was feeling bad, but ever since that funeral orgy, I've never felt better!"
"Hey sis, would you join me at the funeral orgies Saturday and Sunday?"

by @Mr.Toashty March 3, 2017

Funner

more fun or I win you lose.

To pee is so much funner than to poop.

by Jacob Berman October 25, 2004

Irish Funeral

A party where you drink till you die

Guy #1: Dude, are you ready for the Irish Funeral tonight
Guy#2: I don’t know if I’ll go this time. Did you see what happened Carl at the last one?

by EPICSAUROUSREX October 5, 2018

Funner

adj., provides a higher level of satisfaction than something else.

Yee, winning is funner than losing!

by mss3963 December 6, 2009

funderkink

a state of being so overwhelmed with emotions towards another person.

"hows the boyfriend and you getting along?"
"oh it's funderkink."

by Emily D. June 20, 2004

futzer

n. one who partakes in the act of, (to futz).fuct footz fooze futetz

"Ah man, why you gotta be such a futzer all the time?"

by Knowbody October 17, 2007

funderwingdoomslayer

Jack Hart ;)

"funderwingdoomslayer, I'M GONNA GET CHA!!!"

by Megan & Aimee June 19, 2008