Seven-foot frame

We don't talk about Bruno

-Seven-foot frame
-Rats along his back
-When he calls your name it all fades to black
-When he sees your dreams and FEASTS on your screams
-(Heeeeeyyyyyy~)

by Your. Mom February 6, 2022

taint farmer

Someone who has such a nasty front butt that you suspect they grow vegetables in their taint.

"Man, that Dean is a taint farmer. His large front butt provides perfect conditions for growing potatoes in his taint."

by Jassbum April 9, 2008

Farmered

Getting wasted watching Farmer Wants a Wife.

Effects of alcohol and drugs may be amplified by the excitement of watching Farmer Wants a Wife.

What the fuck happened on last weeks episode?
I was pretty much farmered after the first ad break.

by Natalie Gruzlewski February 21, 2011

zimmer frame

the four legged frame that old people use to clamber along the side walk, if any hope maybe into the road!

betty: i got the new zimmer frame with rcoket powered wheels!! =)

susan: nice one betty! (what a stupido)

by me, as me June 11, 2006

sheep farmer

A guy who convinces a woman to put on wool skirt and sweater and take a drive out to the country with him until they come to a nice pasture with a split-rail fence. He convinces her to put her head through the fence where he bends a board down to trap her head so she’s stuck in the fence in a bent over position. He then pulls up her skirt and fucks her from behind. After he finishes, he strips her naked and pulls out some sheers and shaves her head completely. He then tells the crying woman if she says, “baa” six times he will release her. But when she does, it turns the suck bastard on and he humps her again.

Betty: Why are you wearing a wig?
Veronica: I went out with a sheep farmer last night.
Betty: What's his name?
Veronica: Baaaa-b

by theinstigator June 3, 2016

Flamerainbow

Over-exceedingly having the characteristics of a homosexual. May be cause my excitement, or sugar rush. Typically, the person is not a homosexual.

Why are you wearing a unicorn rainbow shirt Fred?! and why are u touching my ass?! Gosh ur a flamerainbow.

by Patou19 January 26, 2010

Copyright Flamer

a person who repeatedly remembers songs from lame soundtracks or reality show instead of their true form

Goofus: I love that song Takin it to the Streets that Taylor Hicks sings

Gallant: That song is by the Doobie Brothers

Goofus: Who the hell is that

Gallant: You are such a Copyright Flamer

by KittyKatBigBoi January 2, 2009