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Forest Whore

A woman who recieves some good dickage in a forest or deep in the woods. Alcohol and possibly drugs are sometimes involved.
Sam: "Hey, where did yall disappear to after the beers where gone and it got dark?"

Korey: "Man, we went futher in to the woods and I gave her some serious dickage. Everything was all good untill the po po's came!"

Sam: " Yeah, you got to be careful messing with a Forest Whore this time of year. I hope you strapped up!"
by Sam O November 22, 2006
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forest dump

when one takes a dump on a ping-pong paddle and then slaps their partner in the face with the paddle.
I forest dumped that bitch when i was done.
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Suicide Forest

The location where jake paul killed his career.
Suicide forest is where logan paul took his channels life by mocking a person who had taken his life and was right in front of him.
by keemstar the memestar January 3, 2018
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Foreskin Belt

A foreskin belt is quite the ingenious device for men who's foreskin simply does not have the snap back that it once did. The application of the standard foreskin belt is typically obtained through the use of Krazy Glue or one of its many imitators. All an individual has to do is hold the skin in the desired place with an alligator clamp or the like and wrap his custard cannons tip in the provided belt material, once the belt is at the required tension and position he will then apply the glue for an everlasting bond and shall never have to deal with stepping on his foreskin again!
Random Jick: Hey dude from the Enzyte commercials why are you so sad?

Enzyte Guy: Well i used my fine product so muich my cock sheath is all saggy and streched out. :(

Random Jick: Well your in luck, i just happen to have this fantastic new product that well fix you up in the wink of an eye. Its a FORESKIN BELT!

Enzyte Guy: Holy fucking shit your right my prick is feelin' fine! And i no longer need worry about getting it caught in the chain in my tandem bicycle! Thank Jickhead
by Jixsta Von Kike January 31, 2010
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foreskinanus

The little plume of skin at the end of an uncircumscised dick that looks sufficiently similar to an anus to necessitate the aformentioned title.
wow dude pull your pants up, i can def totes see your foreskinanus
by Charliecheese. September 29, 2010
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Foresting

The act of sticking a thin wooden dowel (the less smooth, the better) into a man's urethra, then pulling it out as fast as possible, leaving many splinters inside the penis.
Guy 1: How was your date last night with Katie?
Guy 2: It was pretty good. Me and her were foresting, but we had to stop once her parents came home.
by Shreddi April 23, 2019
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what happens if you cum across a tiger in the forest

wipe it off him and say you're sorry
what happens if you cum across a tiger in the forest? wipe it off him and say you're sorry
by philsayshi1 November 20, 2013
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