A large vehicle, usually propelled by an engine, used as a moving stage or mobile display in a parade.
In the Rose Parade, floats are ridden by men and women in costumes to celebrate New Years Day.
In every Poofters on Parade parade, a float is ridden (certainly not "manned") by poofters, fags, butt eaters, and corn holers wearing jock straps. They mince, prance, and blow kisses to the crowd. This is all very impressive to white liberals, who always show up to wave at the sissies.
In the Rose Parade, floats are ridden by men and women in costumes to celebrate New Years Day.
In every Poofters on Parade parade, a float is ridden (certainly not "manned") by poofters, fags, butt eaters, and corn holers wearing jock straps. They mince, prance, and blow kisses to the crowd. This is all very impressive to white liberals, who always show up to wave at the sissies.
The Dykes on Bikes lead the annual Poofters on Parade parade. Behind the Dykes roll 64 floats covered with mincing pouves, fluttering faerie queans, and swaggering butches.
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Person one: "What the fuck is that fucking smell?"
Person two: "Sorry dude, I totally had to float one..."
Optional: "I totally floated one..."
Person two: "Sorry dude, I totally had to float one..."
Optional: "I totally floated one..."
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i.e., can be used in a positive or negative fashion, meaning something that works.
i.e., can be used in a positive or negative fashion, meaning something that works.
"Man, Samaire sure is lookin' fine this evening. That girl really floats my cake."
"I tried to get my sister to go out with you, but apparently that idea didn't really float the cake."
"I tried to get my sister to go out with you, but apparently that idea didn't really float the cake."
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One may think to themselfs this is the stupidest thing theyve ever heard of, yet due to mormons in Utah county that tend to put twists on what their religion tells them (and them being stupid enough to agree to it, like no booty prior to domestic incarceration) -Some hold that this circumvents their religions' ruling & is an easier way to passify something sexual (as opposed to the weekend marriage angle)
One may think to themselfs this is the stupidest thing theyve ever heard of, yet due to mormons in Utah county that tend to put twists on what their religion tells them (and them being stupid enough to agree to it, like no booty prior to domestic incarceration) -Some hold that this circumvents their religions' ruling & is an easier way to passify something sexual (as opposed to the weekend marriage angle)
Shit bro, did you bang Becky yet? She's lookin hot as all fuck today...
Well, kinda sorta
HTF do you kinda sorta bang a girl?
Well she's a bit more mormon than her cousin that I bung'd & we had to tap dance around the whole no sex before marriage thing.
Ok, so uhh... HTF did you do that?
We had a floater...
WTF is a floater?
Well, you know... Its when youre cockdeep in a girl, but youre not having sex with her.
So umm... Youre in her guts, just standing/lying/whatevering there talking about CNN and nothing happens?
Well, yea...
Umm, dude... Thats soo stupid, I think my future children just lost a couple IQ points...
Well, kinda sorta
HTF do you kinda sorta bang a girl?
Well she's a bit more mormon than her cousin that I bung'd & we had to tap dance around the whole no sex before marriage thing.
Ok, so uhh... HTF did you do that?
We had a floater...
WTF is a floater?
Well, you know... Its when youre cockdeep in a girl, but youre not having sex with her.
So umm... Youre in her guts, just standing/lying/whatevering there talking about CNN and nothing happens?
Well, yea...
Umm, dude... Thats soo stupid, I think my future children just lost a couple IQ points...
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Guy 2: "Oh, you mean med float widows?"
Guy 2: "Oh, you mean med float widows?"
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