Flesha

The most real girl you'll ever meet. Someone you would want as a best friend. No matter what, when you spend time with her, you're NEVER bored. Tends to get herself in trouble. You can trust her with anything. Flesha is amazing. Other girls usually get jealous of her, but it's easy to see why. She's gorgeous on the inside and the outside. Not to mention, she's a complete badass.

Person 1: You know Flesha?
Person 2: Yeah, she's a badass!

by kadaver December 3, 2010

Flesh Bakery

When fat rolls overlap underneath clothes that are visibly too small

For Best Example See: Kirsti Alley

by Ryan February 13, 2005

flesh dog

The act of treating a woman's vagina like a hot dog bun.

She wouldn't let me hump, so instead we played flesh dogs for a half hour.

by Chris March. February 1, 2009

Flesh Eating Cum Virus

An awful disease in which male semen act like sizzling, hot lava when they become airborne. This devastating disease originated in Rome, Italy in 567 B.C. It began when a goat's ballsack erupted and all the man juice landed on a nearby vagina, burning it to ashes. It is sexually transmitted. Masturbation and sexual activity become extremely dangerous. Not like Bond dangerous, like Charles Manson dangerous. There is no known cure.

Look at that Native American's Hands, he must have Flesh Eating Cum Virus!

by Goatman 22 April 28, 2009

Fleshlight-off

Fleshlight-off means to masturbate and have a cumgasm using your Fleshlight.

This morning I decided to Fleshlight-off to take care of my morning wood!

by eda-skip October 6, 2021

flesh ferret

a males penis; the long skinny thing hanging between their legs

"hey baby let me put my flesh ferret in your slime cave"

by dru dickhole June 2, 2013

Flesh Mushroom

Another slang term for a penis, mainly because of the shape of the had and the composition thereof.

"she really knows how to harvest a flesh mushroom"

by MIAH April 8, 2007