Flaberhannsed

Flabbergasted, astonished, amazed

“I had intercourse with your mother last night”
Bro was to “flaberhannsed” to speak*

by Fredrik Dunder August 2, 2023

flabergackle

Someone who uses words that are perplexing/made up

Francesco: I just got gooned by a flipper who is flanty.

Rachel: Francesco is such a flabergackle!

by Rizzerrach July 15, 2024

Flaker's High

The euphoric feeling of relief and liberation one gets after cancelling or flaking out on a commitment they were dreading, especially one made out of obligation, societal pressure, or to appease someone else.

Particularly experienced by introverts faced with social obligations, but can apply to anyone ditching something they're not vibing with. Like a runner's high, but for being a flake.

"Sarah was riding that flaker's high after she decided to Netflix and chill instead of going to that overcrowded music festival she got invited to."

"Dude, are you going to Mike's party tonight?"
"Nah, just flaked. Riding the flaker's high now and binging on ice cream."

by Dee Baggins September 15, 2023

flaternt

when ur feelin pretty good but ur worried you left your oven on at home and then you imagine ur house burning down and u get scared

oh thanks im flaternt augheadh AHHHHHHHHH

by dickgiver999 November 25, 2023

Flamerkin

The n word for rangas, if you say flamerkin and your not a ranga then its like a white guy saying the n word. All my red heads out there get ur orangutang asses out of indonesia and start using the word flamerkin.

"Who was in parris? Flamerkin!"
"DIRTY FLAMERKIN GET BACK TO WORK!"
"Whats good my flamerkin"

by MonkePuggy May 19, 2024

Fazer Haze Cycle

Fazer Haze Cycle refers to your friends promising they won’t leave you for a younger girl only to quickly become friends and shortly after become lovers.

Shrimple is following the Fazer Haze Cycle when he promised he wouldn’t!

by yunners67 July 1, 2024

flabergaster

its an insult used towards skeeks

you flabergaster

by Oliboi134 October 23, 2024