flabsturbate

Using flab to pleasure yourself more during masturbation.

That guy is so fat, he must flabsturbate constantly.

by PacDwarf June 22, 2011

fagsturbate

when a gay male jacks off to himself in the mirror

Why watch porn when I can just fagsturbate?

by Fill Donna Hubris April 29, 2016

lesbian flag

There's two popular versions of the lesbian flag. One is with pink and red, and one is with pink and orange. There's controversy about what flag to use, but honestly, just use whichever flag you personally prefer and don't be rude to people just for liking a different version of the lesbian flag!

"Look, I drew the lesbian flag!"
"I drew it too, but mine is a different version."
"That's okay!"

by BrineShrimpy June 24, 2020

making a Japanese flag

A much classier way of saying "on the rag", making a Japanese flag is the process of taking a white sanitary napkin and putting a big red blot in the middle of it.

Jacob: Dude, what crawled up Linda's ass today?

Robert: She's making a Japanese flag.

Jacob: Ohhhhhhhhhhh....

by tunnelr@ September 28, 2009

Perform the Flag Salute

A sexual act performed with a prostitute. Typically done in Monte Carlo after a night of gambling.

I put my last few francs down on a prostitute
Who took me up to her room to perform the flag salute

by Excitable Boy_1024 November 30, 2020

emo fags

puritan: emotional-hardxcore homosexuals(used only by real emo fags)
casual/street: Derogatory term used to degrade emo kids by people who hate them because of how they dress and act.

Billy) Im gonna go kick the shit out of those emo fags...
Jimmy) Dont even bother, they'll just go home and write more bad poetry about it...

by Dr. Awesome June 27, 2006

flagshipped

To be the victim of misleading information or misdirection.

To have a deal broken or contract unfulfilled.

Man 1: I paid good money for the bonus features but two weeks later they gave the bonus features away for free!

Man 2: Damn man, you got Flagshipped!

by GolgoThirteen January 9, 2009