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Ferret Sex

To enjoy vigorous, enthusiastic mutually thrilling sexual intercourse with complete abandon; i.e. with no thought whatsoever to noise levels and their effects on the immediate environment or persons therein, no thought to being seen, heard and/or recorded, and no thought regarding anything at all; simply a mindless, albeit joyful focus on the objective (the next orgasm or orgasms to be had; the kind which leave your partner shuddering and sputtering like ... well ... like a wild, crazed ferret, presumably one who has ingested hallucinogens, and which has just boinked and been boinked to the point of quivery, squeeky and giggle-filled exhaustion.)
"My roommate brought some guy home, and they were fucking like wild, crazed ferrets on acid for hours! Ferret sex galore! It was awesome!!"

"Yeah, he acts a little shy, but I can tell by the way he looks at me, that we'll be fucking like wild, crazed ferrets on acid before sunrise! Ferret sex kicks ass!"
by WC Ferret January 7, 2008
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ferretor

ferret god
a fat ferret who lives on a tropical island and commands all the other ferrets to do its bidding.
Man I wish i was ferretor
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Ferretor commands you
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Ferny G

Fucking Rad Place.. Essentially the sweetest
area in the world. It pisses all over other
shit holes like "Disney Land" and the "Grand
Canyon"
Snobby Brat:I live in a Palace in England and my daddy buys me all kinds of crazy ass stuff....
*Brief Pause*
Cool kid:I live in Ferny G...
Snobby Brat: Holy shit I just got served
by J-Dog092 December 14, 2008
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Ferrand

A fake errand. Creating unnessesary tasks or errands in order to stay busy. Doing something that has no need to be done at that time.
"jimmy wont be over till way later, he is doing farrands"

"i cant beleive timmy is cleaning his fish tank again this week, what a ferrand!!"

johnny-"ill be back in a couple hours, i have to go clean the shower, go buy dress socks, and organize my closet"

jenny- "you and your stupid ferrands!"
by The Infamous Biddy October 21, 2010
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Ferrando

Pronounced ( fur-on-dough) commonly confused with the name Fernando.
A large personality that is a great guy to be around.

He likes many sports(typically Basketball and Football). Some hobbies include playing games, talking on the phone, and listening to music.
He is someone who tends to get tons of attention but always manages to make sure to focus on doing his work on time.
Everyone loves Ferrando and it seems like he will always have someone try and talk to him.
Matthew: Bro Ferrando can you help me with my project it's due in a month but I want to get a head start.
Ferrando: Sure thing bro but hol' up I have to answer this phone call it's my Uncle.
by Micheal Chondira April 1, 2021
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chutney ferret

a dirty scrubber who nibbles the chunks of corn from freshly laid cleveland steamers
as a last resort howard feather became a bum raping chutney ferret
by abingdon posse May 21, 2003
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Will Ferrell Complex

A complex in which a person shouts obscenities and makes weird noises whilst being in the company of no one.
Sometimes when I'm all by myself, I make really weird noises or just shout at the top of my lungs.

That's called the Will Ferrell Complex.
by Moe Galle January 11, 2012
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