Fecal Face

A more polite way of saying "shit head" without actually swearing.

"Hey fecal face! Fuck you!"

by __________Sprout January 5, 2024

fecal orgasm

When you have anal sex and reach satisfaction.

Damn bro I had the BEST fecal orgasm last night.

by Jaysfatbadonker November 29, 2021

fecal fisherman

One who spelunks for fecal matter. Pertaining largely to the genus Ass Anglerus Maximus. See also: recal rummager

Boy, howdy! This gay bar sure is filled with loads and loads of ass anglers. Cecil, look there! That's one heckuva hairy leather-clad fecal fisherman! I can almost taste the shit mist...

by Jack Of All Asses January 11, 2012

fecal vortex

The merging of three or more shit storms form a fecal vortex.

This country is in a real fecal vortex politically.

by WordFinder1 June 23, 2022

Fecal tipper

Fecal matter in dick hole

I just got a fecal tipper

by Daddy 5675466546 September 30, 2021

fecal fingered

When one of your co-workers at your firm takes the communal Boston Globe newspaper from the firm's library with him to the mens room, then proceeds to take a massive, stench-ridden, vomit-inducing dump, and exits the stall with the Globe under his arm and fails to wash his poo-ridden hands.

Dude, do not touch the Globe in the library today. Sid fecal fingered it. He read it while shitting and then never washed his hands after wiping his massive ass.

by Ballz Dee February 5, 2009