fecal fingered

When one of your co-workers at your firm takes the communal Boston Globe newspaper from the firm's library with him to the mens room, then proceeds to take a massive, stench-ridden, vomit-inducing dump, and exits the stall with the Globe under his arm and fails to wash his poo-ridden hands.

Dude, do not touch the Globe in the library today. Sid fecal fingered it. He read it while shitting and then never washed his hands after wiping his massive ass.

by Ballz Dee February 5, 2009

fecal orgasm

When you have anal sex and reach satisfaction.

Damn bro I had the BEST fecal orgasm last night.

by Jaysfatbadonker November 29, 2021

fecal grindr

fecal grindr is the best grindcore band ever on god cuh

fecal grindr will kick your ass

by meatball freak 73 July 20, 2022

Fecal Treacle

When the fecal matter you're defacating has the consistency of treacle

I really need to eat more fiber, it's impossible to push out all the fecal treacle

by Matt.Ed September 22, 2020

Fecal Transplant

During anal sex, when a top fucks two different bottoms without cleaning off his dick in between

“Jason gave me and Luke a fecal transplant with his cock last night”

“Dude, that’s hot

by shelby_18 May 6, 2020

Fecal Face

A more polite way of saying "shit head" without actually swearing.

"Hey fecal face! Fuck you!"

by __________Sprout January 5, 2024

Fecal tipper

Fecal matter in dick hole

I just got a fecal tipper

by Daddy 5675466546 September 30, 2021