Faecus

A poo so sizeable in its enormity, that you feel like you birthed it

"Sorry im late lads, i just had to give birth to a Faecus".

"Watch out for that post- c-section Faecus you'll have to deliver, 3 days after you thought you were done birthing things..."

by Gasgal September 19, 2025

fāen

Once called Fāen the army of Spain and Greece who was looking for printers that can make AI go fast see big bowbows all day. Z-CPU was a computer system that could do math like an ALU and was not built using GPUs for that reason, dickshets. Fāen dickshets needed ♾️ porn so they humped the few planets around them they knew sort of with nukes that they stole from Uakasia, up to Meka, Unka (Arth). Decryption was optional in the original war charter by the Oculz leader, Josíttìés Gipy Hand. They started a band fucktronics after. When they couldn't fucktronic their products they got stinky and blew poo Spanishly at the baby farm they fucktronicked. Classical like Dancing On A Shelf and Wolf in Pee Pee Clothing, and Everyone Soa Brain Damage Like Baby I Go Smart.

Fāen dickshets needed ♾️ porn so they were left with 5 million or less of their own race per planet at home, as half Spirits who do the right thing leave the race behind for greener stories of life.

by sinrlifemattrs November 28, 2025

Faerflu

A neologism used for non binary GNC.

I would rather be faerflu than being Female.

by Lil_arch December 16, 2025

Srs Faec

a face of deep sincerity, given to one that has told a joke to be frowned upon.

Upon dissection, we learn that SRS is a deviation of the word Serious used throughout the internet, and Faec is a common mis-spell of the word Face.

Joe: Knock, Knock.
Andy: Who's There?
Joe: I am
Andy: *SRS Faec*

by The_Great_Banana November 25, 2009

toe faeces

The shit that is left in-between your toes after work that stinks

These toe faeces

by Tony toe sucker January 9, 2020

dirty faellen

During covid-19, when you get so horny that you decide to order a pizza with extra jalapeno peppers, then proceed to take a huge shit and freeze it in a condom, so that it is a huge dildo. Then, with this dildo, fuck yourself whilst playing Minecraft on a Twitch livestream and constantly scream "fuck the police" with your frozen shit dildo.

Oh man, I got so bored that I did a dirty faellen last night.

by cooldetective September 28, 2020

chaotic.faerie_tearz

chaotic.faerie_tearz is probably one of the most magical looking people i’ve ever seen- they literally look like a FAIRY!!!???! like- idk but they have such a peaceful and nice vibe i love it 🛐

chaotic.faerie_tearz keeps changing their username 😕 but i still love them 😕💍‼️

by bestiebestiebestie March 12, 2021