Explosive diarrhea

Some powerful shit.

In 2010, explosive diarrhea claimed the lives of over 9,000 Americans and over 7,000,000 toilets.

by ChunkyLover510 March 17, 2011

Expecto Patronum

A charm that protects you from dementors

Me: Severus Help Me a dementor is trying to take my soul
Severus: EXPECTO PATRONUM YOU SOUL SUCKING FIEND

by Severuslover19 August 28, 2020

orient express

The number 7 subway train in New York City. Called this due to its large number of asian passengers.

Lets take the orient express!

by fck the only thing left is you! May 1, 2003

expert bajowski

when you let your girlfriend take her finger and rotate it slowly up your anus, while simultaneously sucking your dick with her tonsils only.

Dude, Spencer gave Madison the best expert bajowski i've ever seen

by campusbuddy983489849839 October 20, 2011

Idiot Exploiter

The best browser ever for downloading Firefox and then deleting!

www . getfirefox . com

by saxsux March 23, 2005

character building experience

Any personal happening that is so absolutely awful, embarrassing, or painful that, in order to make one feel better about it, its very existence must be given some sort of arbitrary purpose, such as "building character."

My home is at least five miles away and I have no car, no money, and no pants. Now, to get there. This'll be a character building experience.

by itselll March 4, 2011

Bad Decision Express

Riding the Bad Decision Express, or B.D.E. as it is sometimes called, involves making any sort of inappropriate, lewd, or generally abysmal decision that results in a temporary to prolonged state of personal unhappiness followed by an increase in one's friends' amusement.

Nathan rode the Bad Decision Express last night all the way to Strugglesville- he got drunk, had sex with an ugly chick, and then threw up on himself while trying to sneak out. Utterly hilarious!

by Noah Plakun March 26, 2008