Emoloyee

Short form for "emo employees". Typically such people have constant problems with everyone and everything at work. Therefore they get desperate and become called "emo employees".

Damn it! I got disconnected from the work VPN connection and my computer CPU is at 100%. I am a true emoloyee...

by OriginOfTruth January 10, 2024

Evolved Firecracker

An evolution of a common card in the game clash Royale. This card is typically used by transgender pansexual intersexual males from California although it can also be used by dumbass scumbags who most respectable people simply refer to as "gays". Most of these "gays" are p***ssies who are superv*rgins (they have never even felt the touch of a women before) who thrive off making free to play players desinstall the game. They also will refuse to leave their bed unless its for gems or for their 48th greasy ahh hamburger they are consuming in order to maintain their 1000 pound build

Person 1: How did you know I have no friends, love men, and am a broke ass loser?

Person 2: Because I knew your b***** ass maxed out your mom's credit card to buy gems for the evolved firecracker

by Likderoses April 29, 2024

Evolution of man kind in girl code

Lowest form --> highest form
1. XY Chromosome -not even a male yet
2. Fetus -still developing male

3. Infant -basically a baby male

4. Child -mind of a child, nearly there

5. Boy -not a man, but pwede na
6. Man -Highest form of male

Friend 1"Hey there's this guy I'm talking to."

Friend 2"oh! What level of evolution of man kind in girl code?"

Friend 1"He's an XY Chromosome..."

Friend 2"oh... you better drop him"

by DancingDaffodilf May 2, 2024

ecological terrorist

Dr Neo Cortex

Cortex is an ecological terrorist because he mutates marsupials and contaminates the gene pool

by ScarceWindow180 May 6, 2024

Evolve

Philly slang, meaning
“Where you been (at)” which is the informal for “You late”
Do better, what you just said is beneath me

Bro 1: bro where that pizza at
Bro 2: I killed tht shit, evolve.

Sis 1: oh girl you just bought that?
Sis 2: no, my nigga bought it, evolve.

Hater: Oh that’s fasionova?
Real Bitch: No versace, evolve

by Vyrotek May 27, 2024

Evolvedysonboost

Someone recorded you nutting then posting it online

Shit did I just get evolvedysonboost?

by Rolando22345 March 9, 2024

evook

People who identify as a Furry use evook as a code word to let other furries know they're furries.

"Hey, you evook?"
"Dude not too loud"
"Ayeee knew you were come here"

by FactualMailman99 March 27, 2024