dumplingshoe

Somebody who wears dumplings as shoes

Man their such a dumplingshoe

by Deephil May 4, 2023

Dipped Dumplings

Where you stab someone in the stomach with a knife sharpener, then teabag the open wound. when you pull out, your nutsack should look like two dough covered balls that were dipped in meat sauce.

Jon " did you hear about what bob did?"
Nathan " Yeah I heard he dipped his dumplings"
Jon " Gnarly"
Nathan " nothing like Dipped Dumplings"

by MetalxHead May 8, 2011

smooth dumplings

Shaved testicles.

Guy: You'll love my smooth dumplings.

Girl: You're what?

Guy: My shaved nuts, bitch!

by not2greene September 8, 2011

Lobster Dumpling

Sitting in complete darkness and silence, breathing deeply, and softly touching each others' feet.

I feel so at peace when you give me a lobster dumpling.

by Blowfishmethadone December 18, 2011

upper dumpkin

When your taking a shit in the tank of a toilet(upper deck) while getting a blow job(blumpkin).

I never knew I could get an upper dumpkin in the church bathroom.

by Halfmoonsports November 27, 2013

custard dumplin

A female from slightly chubby to morbidly obeses that loves putting penises in and or around her mouth, until her face gets frosted like a Krispy Kreme donut

Lisa is such a custard dumplin, she's blown every dude I know.

Things got weird when Kelsey told me and the guys she wanted to be our custard dumplin.

by NinjaMikeD April 28, 2014

rump dumpling

Fecal matter, especially that which is reminiscent of the shape and consistency of the hand-rolled flour dumplings one would make for a homemade batch of chicken and dumplings.

1. Potty training Kevin has been a nightmare. He keeps leaving rump dumplings on the bathroom floor.

2. Hold my purse, Greg... I need to go pump a rump dumpling.

by Spoon9090 September 4, 2016