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Keg Drum

A term used to define a barrel of keg, which at this point the keg remains as an alchoolic drink. Used in this way because of the form of the barrel, similar to a musical drum.
Man if you go look at that PUB's basement, you will se a really big Keg Drum. I could drank from it all night long.
by Norton2 December 9, 2008
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Carpet Drums

To fart with but cheeks pressed directly on the floor.
Damn dudes playing insane solos on the carpet drums since we left taco bell.
by tropicaligloo October 16, 2008
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drum captain

A guy who is usually a huge dick. One becomes drum captain because of seniority, regardless of musical skill. The band director usually lets the drum captain get away with anything. Assigns himself the best parts in songs while everybody else gets shit on and put on cymbals.
Drum Captain: Hey, I'm putting you on bells despite the fact you're a better musician than I am for this song while me and my friends are gonna play snare.

Other Percussionist: Dude, fuck you. Bells only play for 13 measures in the entire song.

Captain: But you can read music.

Percussionist: Not my fault you can't.

Captain: You're a faggot.

Percussion: At least I'm not a huge dick.
by Pkshn April 26, 2014
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The Drum Roll

When a woman farts in the seated position and the gas exits through the front instead of the back, becoming trapped in the frontal region. She then heads to the bathroom to shit and upon first push, produces a quif... The Drum Roll.
Harriet realized it was time to go when she let a short pre-shit rip out while sitting on the couch. She headed to the bathroom and upon sitting down gave a little push, and out came The Drum Roll before the big event.
by KSkrill September 6, 2014
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Good on the drums

Some one if the homosexual persuasion, e.g a gay or lesbian.

A phrase to be used when subtly describing someone who you think to be gay.
'Hey, do you recon Sam is good on the drums?'

'Yeah, I think he could tap out a beat' ;)
by Verity14 October 24, 2014
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slappy drums

The act of a female engaging in self-gratification
"Oh my God, all I could hear last night was Hannah next door playing the slappy drums watching a Chaning Tatum movie."
by Whatonearthdoesthefoxsay November 15, 2013
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Pocket drums

The rote act of briefly patting one's pockets when exiting public transport to make sure a phone/wallet/key is not left behind.
Just before Will stepped off the Tube he played pocket drums and, safe in the knowledge he hadn't left anything in his seat, he exited the train.
by SatMisc November 15, 2013
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