Dorian

Wrong

Origin: "Scrubs" Western live action show featuring John Dorian, a character who is wrong so much that his boss refers to being wrong as being dorian.

Choosing to miss out on your wife's ultrasound is just plain dorian!

by the sad truth November 5, 2012

Dorito

A politically correct way to refer to, or a code word for, a mentally challenged person.

Kathy, you have two different kinds of shoes on and you have a stain on the front of your shirt. Do you really expect me to hang out with you tonight, you look like such a dorito!

by Doritolover469 March 22, 2010

soggy dorito

A wet vagina from the result of sexual intercourse between two women by rubbing vaginas together,scissoring, or when the male pulls out and ejaculates on the vagina. Dorito being a reference to a triangle or diamond, which in turn are frequently used as metaphors for a woman's vagina.

Ellen got a Soggy Dorito bumping uglies with Anne.

by trinalise July 7, 2011

Bag of Doritos

- Occurs when someone sees something very obscure, such as a bag of Doritos, and experiences a moment of enlightenment, inspiration, or revelation
- Derived from when Gregory House, M.D. suddenly diagnoses a patient while not being in the same room space and usually when talking about trying to have sex with Dr. Lisa Cuddy with Dr. James Wilson, his only friend or when watching television and playing with his one red and blue ball

House and Wilson are walking down the hallway and Wilson comments on House's use of prostitutes. House is about to retort with a smartass comment when he realizes his patient has Trichomonas vaginalis, which is a Sexually Transmitted Disease. Wilson's comment involving prostitutes was House's, Bag of Doritos.

by Dr. Eric Foreskin February 19, 2009

doring

a mixture between boring and dull. Used when the dpeaker cannot decide which is more accurate.

"I saw dear John this weekend it was incredibly doring."

by Phatphredd February 9, 2010

doritoisomnimousphiosis

the ominous and rare disease of God cursing you with a constant stench of lingering Dorito on your hands. You will forever be tempted to munch off your hands and leave a nub to write with.

Nicole: Gibby! I knew you were hiding Doritos in here!
Gibby: Sadly, no. God had cursed me with doritoisomnimousphiosis.

by OhNizzOandGibbyiO May 24, 2010

dorian

A fat ass, big ass ,ugly ass nigga who breath smell like shit. who also has a smart ass mouth.

dorian sit yo fat ass down

by thatNEOnigga November 6, 2019