Clobber Darts

The Ejaculate squirted onto a womans body immediately after removal from an orafice!

I shot her hair full of Clobber Darts!

by Anon May 30, 2003

dirts

to be mean; disrespectul or ungrateful, etc.

"Damn man, that's dirts."

by Steve May 18, 2003

polish darts

when a polish guy acts like a dart board is pin the tail on the donkey and he covers his eyes with his hands and walks up to the dart board.

in park city we played polish darts.

by stu greenwaters May 27, 2007

Dirtsaab

The exact opposite of a "Bastard".
A child living without a mother

Man #1-Your mom was such a fucking whore, she died after having you, her 18th child!

Man #2-Yeahh! That means your a God Damn Dirtsaab!!

by Marcus July 1, 2006

dorksicle

It's a frozen dork, man.

Hey, dorksicle, when are you coming out of the freezer?

by Emmaleigh April 29, 2005

Doris Egan

1. Also known in the "House, M.D." fandom as "Saint Doris".

2. She wrote 37 episodes of the show, and gave House/Wilson shippers something to blush about.

3. A writer with a keen eye for subtext (and apparently, a brain full of it).

We get an entire episode, "Son of a Coma Guy", full of House/Wilson subtext, thanks to Doris Egan.

by soundandfury January 16, 2008

shooting darts

When a male's sperm is infertile. Usually caused by excessive ball tapping, punching, and kicking of the testis.

I heard Peter is shooting darts even since I whacked him in the balls with that hammer.

by quest?onmyidentity September 22, 2007